Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'd prefer you didn't call me Joey.

JOEY: Yeah! RACHEL: Yes!

I'm not Jewish so...

I've been single a long time. Why haven't you offered before?

It's a good idea. Can you waiter?

I say SLRD! how is your workload atm?

Bagel, mail, jail, bail, cable.

Everybody at work still hates me.

She seems great, but she's two and a half hours away.

I'm not looking to get serious.

Does anybody have a problem with that?

You bet your ass I'll fire you!

We're at my stop. Would you like to have coffee?

What are you going to do? Fire me?

Take those salads to table four.

You know that speech you made?

Who's stupid now?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this "Hot Rachel" that you took to the Christmas Party?

But did he ever call you "Budolph"?

I need more swordfish.

And I got to pay rent!

I want somebody!

Ross? Ross! Ross!

Instead, I stay. I gain their trust.