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- Rembrandt! - Look, I mean it, man.
because I'm gonna be shedding lots of tears over you.
And because you miss your kitty at home,
You can't walk up to a machine, collect thousands of dollars,
I'm starting to wish we could stay forever.
They don't call it death.
Sure, that's what they're there for.
Come on, Henry. Come on, old boy.
Damn, girl, some people have all the luck.
Despite protests from right-to-life extremists,
Our friend's in there!
That's all we shall know for truth
Why not?
- Ryan: Um-hm. - I wrote a paper on him.
What are you saying, Rembrandt?
Shhh. Quiet.
Mr. Brown,
but shouldn't we go to your room or something?
(laughs)
Professor: Excuse me, sir,
Less than half a billion people in the entire world?
(Julianne laughs) What kind of song would you write about us?
- You have the right to remain silent... - Rembrandt: Wait a minute.
there's only 500 million people on this world.
We'll see who the sport is when I pull in the granddaddy.
and I want us to go on together.
Congressional response was swift...
Municipal Processing Center? Where's that?
The more you take, the better your chances? These odds I like.
Wade! Professor!
You realize what you're saying?
Where the hell are they?
people are so nice.
I'd like $1,000.
(groans)
The blue one.