YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wish me luck, Henry.
Rembrandt Brown. Room 12 at the Motel 12.
will appear to guide you into the light.
Right-to-lifers and everything.
could you tell us how to get a taxi?
For your own good, okay?
that we refuse to accept limits on our population.
I thought we weren't going to do this.
Wouldn't it be better to stay someplace we know is good
perhaps a relative who passed years back,
All that was left was winning the Lottery.
(both laugh)
- Shall we? - Why not?
Could I speak to you for a second?
you may abhor their methods... as indeed do l...
Wait a minute... you're not a right-to-lifer, are you?
we have to be subject to dog hair and saliva at every turn?
Zero population growth...
No, you're staying here.
Rembrandt: Henry's just trying to be friendly, Professor.
Rembrandt: It's no use! We're gonna have to run for it!
All: Stop the slaughter! Stop the slaughter!
The point is I've got to get out of here.
The Reverend Thomas Malthus was an English economist of the 19th century.
(barks)
Yeah, like how the hell do I get out of here?!
This can't be true.
He tried to help a Lottery winner stay alive!
through war, famine, disease,
- Professor: Come along, you miserable hound. - Quinn: Let's eat.
There's no such thing as something for nothing, Mr. Brown.
What's eating you?
Love lives forever.
What?
What? We're missing the speech.
Oh-hh! Let me go!
- Right here? - Um-hmm.
About Support / FAQ Legal