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...there's chemotherapy, there's... - Oh!
ARCHER: Mother, come on, they said I could eat and drink till midnight.
When I said the cancer had spread to your lymph nodes.
Good morning. What's the big non-me-telling secret?
I hope it doesn't.
Shut up, I saw him first!
- Wait, seriously don't open it? GILLETTE [OVER RADIO]: Yes.
Alcohol? The stuff they use to sterilise hospitals? Pretty sure it's okay.
Ahh. I'm good.
But I could tell your mom was already crushed about the rain-check thing...
- Hey. - I had a mammogram on Friday...
This is so boring and forever-taking.
- Archer? - Sterling?
- Wait, no... - You can use one of my old ones.
Too soon?
...may as well take a look.
...it spread to my lymph nodes.
And you're kind of family, and I know I'm not always as nice to you as I could be...
- Nope. Nope. - Lana. Did I mention I have cancer?
Oh, now, you're gonna be fine.
Totally covid-free!
So here's to, uh, family, I guess.
If I don't get something to eat, I'm literally going to die.