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- Or something maybe else... - That's actually the only thing...
...the surgery was totally successful. MALORY: God, thank you.
If I wanted to hear your bigoted opinion on topless women, Cherabbagirl26, I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth and pull the trigger with my toes.
I seriously might, though.
- Heh, heh. Uh... BRETT: Huh?
[COUGHS]
Yeah, hang on, he's right...
...said the urologist. Ba-dum-bum.
[ARCHER SNORING]
And I definitely could've been nicer to you, Ca... Cheryl.
...of someday going to Las Vegas together.
Ring, Ring Motherfucker It’s 9:21 AM, You Better Wake The Fuck Up Right Fucking Now Or Today Is Punishment Day
Bear claws. Rowr.
- Idiots. Surrounded by nothing but... - What the hell is your problem?
Lana, hey, I know you probably think it was just because I was drunk...
- He certainly doesn't have cancer in his fist. - He is beating his ass.
Why are you dressed like a tout?
- So how's this going? MALORY: Not great.
ARCHER: Looking for this?
Find out what that is and start cooking it.
So we saved up and got a lovely package, and it's prepaid, you see, so...
ARCHER: I'm trying to stay positive.
...he'd be devastated, so this information cannot leave this...
Always prancing around in those clingy little whatever they are...
The first test was a false-positive. You're totally fine.
This is so boring and forever taking
- Pam. Pam. Pam. - Pam. Pam.
- A pink ribbon. I have breast cancer. - Ha, ha!
Oh, sorry, I forgot you might have...
Awesome.
Archer these are trick matches. You got that right Gloria. One strike hufflepuff.
I got some mid-range Scotch for you, you nut.
Well, then, for the 50th time, shut up and go back to the office.