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- Can you not? - No.
Why are you in my...? Oh, shit.
Oh, my God, listen, I'm gonna clear up this Vegas thing.
Aww, Pigley.
[MUTTERING IN RUSSIAN]
- You are also shitfaced. - I can be both.
And, Lana. Lana, I want you to know that what I said last...
Mother? Is this...? Do you...?
My tone? Watch your tone. Don't speak to me like I'm some...
- This isn't, you know, um, good, but... - Excuse me.
ARCHER: Where's Mother?
LANA: What are you, hourly? - Thanks to me...
So thank you, Mother, for that.
Sterling Malory Archer, this surgery is going to work and you...
Yup
[ARCHER PUNCHING BRETT]
Is that why you didn't even bother to see me off to surgery?
If it's not too much trouble I'd like to know if I have cancer.
[BABBLES]
[ALL CHEERING]
- What? - Because, boy, did I pull a boner...
- Hey. - I'm sorry.
Lana, sorry, give me one second.
...mini-sweater dresses and your double-D push-up bras...
...spend some time with the wee baby yoda.
- Costs more than that, I bet. - You...
Are you here?
- Yeah. So about my Vegas problem... - Yes. The Vegas problem.
- Don't worry about it, just... - Wait, we should talk about...
Good God. You'd think he was half fainting goat.
What is "wow"? What is that?
Cyril, I don't wanna see you with an empty glass.
...but I'm trying to stay positive because I can beat this.
There's so much I still wanna do.