YARN logo YARN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • DISCOVER
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • More
    • CREATE STORIES
    • DAILY
    • DISCOVER
    • PHRASES
    • NUDGE CLIPS
    • CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
  • HOT
  • APP
  • STORIES
  • QUIZZES
  • MEMES
  • EMOJI
  • STORY
  • DAILY
  • PHRASES
  • DISCOVER
  • NUDGE CLIPS
  • REQUEST CONTENT
×

Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Not yours, shitbrain. His.
But it turns out I was right the first time …When I said the courses were cancelled
What the shit!!!!!
- I'm not, I swear. This is about... - Breast cancer? Oh, you poor thing.
- Dr. Spelts? - Uh...
Talk about a downer double whammy, huh?
I mean, you know. I drink socially
Well **** your dolphin, pam
- I don't wanna use one... - Yes.
Still too soon.
- Right? - You can't tattoo a freaking baby.
I spent last night in the Tombs getting worked over by the cops.
A what? That... What are you...? I don't have one of those.
[SOBBING]
Nothing came out of my fucking asshole Now get the fuck out of my damn way, bitch
Hey, can you not? Right now?
...and Dicky and I have been planning this trip ever since, and...
- Prepaid, huh? - Yes, sir.
- Yeah, where were you? - The cafeteria.
.
Yeah? Well I hope I don't!
How about I slip somebody 100 bucks to throw acid in your face?
I did your cancer surgery like two hours ago?
Aww, Goatley.
Too soon?
- Ass. - That's the good news.
TRINETTE: What? - Breast cancer. And, yes, seriously.
I don't have breast cancer.
WOODHOUSE: Archer residence. - So the thing is, Lana... Here's the thing...
Everybody, say hello to my friend Chet Manley.
And now Mr. Archer is...
I meant the first phone call.
About Support / FAQ Legal