Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And I was going to buy that ivory backscratcher
Get out of here before I reconsider.
We'll be right back with more Grade School Challenge.
A thousand bucks? I can't afford that!
We do have a product which is more in your price range.
Homer, don't be a sap.
Good morning
Why don’t you get a haircut, you hippie!
Have I done something extraordinary here today? No.
-The big words are spelled phonetically. -"Phonetically."
-Are you still awake? -I've never been more awake in my life.
Hello, Mr. Simpson. I'm Karl.
I know what it is, a new tie.
Those are my ideas. You people don't think!
And you're not going to love me because I'm ugly and bald.
So he has one less ivory back scratcher.
Enjoy your tartar sauce, boys.
I like this.
However, any hair growth while using it will be coincidental.
-How old do you think I am? -I don't know. 102?
...the way you smother yourself in lime-green polyester.
-Good morning, everybody. -Good morning.