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-This bald man has no ideas. -lf it's a joke, I'm not laughing.
I know what they are! Get to the point.
...my glory was a bright shock of strawberry blond curls.
Oh, that big speech!
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I heard this a lot
Dear God, give a bald guy a break. Amen.
-Bye, Karl. I'm gonna miss you. -Bye, Mr. Simpson.
Telling us how to run things. He doesn't have hair.
I'd like to charge that Dimoxinil stuff to my health insurance.
Stunning. Absolutely stunning.
-You did this? -I didn't overstep my bounds?
-How? -He charged Dimoxinil.
Some women find bald men quite virile.
But you do. You've been squirreling it away.
-Good morning, Moe's Tavern! -It's the president.
The capital of North Dakota is named after what German ruler?
...an executive has bilked you out of $1000.
Hair. Hair. Just like everybody else.
I found Dimoxinil, the breakthrough in hair regrowth.
Let the fools have their cheap eggs
-And the kids will get over it. -And? What about loving me?
You're a fraud and a phony, and they'll find you out.
You've ruined me, you've crippled your family and baldness is hereditary!
Here.