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A six-month supply of the drug, gravity boots, scalp massager and a T-shirt.
Thanks for the speech. But I can't give it. Look at me.
I can save this company millions a year. How?
-How about a pony? -Okay!
-Say it! -I deserve it.
-You! -You mean him.
QR statement on Reeves WFH
Some of you would think I was crazy if I did this.
-Hitler? -I'm still beating you, boy.
An absence of mood swings and stability in my life.
Tartar sauce
Forget you, pal. Thanks for nothing.
You've got to help me. Mr. Burns wants me to make a speech.
Get a haircut ya hippie!
Warren
...I've prepared your speech on 3-by-5 cards.
You. How would you improve the situation?
-I storm right out. -That's telling them.
-What's wrong? -Are you kidding?