Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Can you keep a secret?
Yeah, and I will not stand by and let you...
You want six bucks for a beer?!
It's a disco-sucking miracle.
their music is so bad they need to wear disguises just so people don't beat the crap out of them.
Whadayaknow...
You know I wish there was a bar we could go to where there'd be no women, just guys.
You stand there and accuse me of narking?!
...that dumbs them down and makes them act stupid.
Oh you know what, I heard that Johnny is working at a carwash.
You can always go to the other place.
Well thanks a lot Red.
That quarterback's eleven for twelve with no interception.
Here's the guy who is responsible for this illegal gathering of dirty and ugly people.
Okay, well I'm confused.