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-I'm not trying to quibble on grammar. -[sighs] Okay.
-to help the world. -Oh no.
I know this is all, you know, pretty weird…
well, they-- they all kind of go through it, you know?
Okay, well, Chamuel, um, what in particular brings you by?
All three of them, but not about you!
Is there a voice, like, telling you that in your head?
And hey, you left your pants in here.
Blasphemers like you will burn in hell! You will burn in hell forever!
What does this mean? Do I have to start a ministry?
But I don't know what I'm supposed to do, so what am I supposed to do?
Agent of the Devil.
-Mm. -I have to ask. Why me?
-Jesus! -Seven to eight times is not normal.
Um, Hazrat Yusuf was thrown into a well and sold to slavery by his brothers.
doesn't mean that God chose the wrong guy.
-Oh. -You're plugged up.
To see this deceiver attempt to confuse our fellow citizens
-[sighs] -Of course, if you have a grievance,
just on the tinge of blarfness,
Um, I'm a reporter. A junior reporter but still a reporter.
-But it wasn't a trick. -Clark, please don't do that to me.
[sighs heavily]
Oh, but I think that was a coincidence, because that song is popular.
See ya later.
Have you swallowed any watch batteries lately?
"A city on a hill cannot be hidden."
[sighs]
Spread the message. Be yourself.
You didn't not do it, though.
with false miracles and trickery, well, it makes me very angry.
[man 4] Charlatan!
[metallic humming]
-What your mind does, yeah… -Doesn't count. I was…
I don't really drink, so I'm okay.