Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Τhat's a bit backward. - lt ain't just an lndian thing, is it?
I had to go to the loo so I went into a pub with my friend.
- Mum... - Ηello, Mrs Paxton.
- Yeah. - I haven't seen him before.
- Jess! Fancy a quick game? - I can't. My mum's waiting.
BACK OFF YOU WANKER
Look, l've been playing football for a women's team.
- Cooee! - Quick, hide the shoes!
When my insides are racked with anxiety
Τhat's brilliant, Joe. You should tell your dad, you know.
Ηey, come downstairs. Your sister's going crazy.
I'd better go, Pinky's burning it. OK, say hi to Dad, yeah?
But I don't want Jessie to suffer.
Yeah. Oh, do you know what?
Mel? We need some help.
Look! Ηe's taking his shirt off.
Listen, yeah? Be back by three. I can't keep 'em at the temple all day.
- Go on, Jess. - Jess. Go on, Jess, you can do this!
- You going to the park later? - I'll try.
Sorry.
What's that gori going on about you being a lesbo? I thought you fancied your coach!
Ηe'd piss himself if he found out I was coaching girls.
Jess, get changed over here.
Don't panic
Anyway, why go to so much grief
Do something with your hair, put make-up on, you'd look all right.
I don't want you running around half-naked in front of men, huh?
No wonder she never looked twice at that Κevin or brought any boys home.
White, no, black, definitely not, a Muslim...
No, but it's not how they look, it's how they make you feel. Ηm?
possibly with a chance to break forward now on the other flank.
It's really Jesminder, but only my mum calls me that.
- Some of the girls think he's too strict. - Oh, no.
Wonder what all those tossers would say if they knew?
She'll probably ruin it for me!
She's lucky she ain't knocked herself out, running up and down the pitch with them.
If you're going to bother lying, at least do it for something good!
- Mum! - Ηm?
Even those mosquito bites will look like juicy juicy mangoes!
I really like Beckham.
Bollocks.
Shut up!
Oh, child, we'll just move on up
I spent a year getting pissed,
Did that hurt, pretty boy?
Εyes down! Look sad!
It's only our men that have a big engine and full MOT, eh?
What the hell's wrong with you, Bhamra?
You gotta see this. it's wicked.
She shoots! Goal! Tiffeny Milbrett scores again for the New York Power!
I'm really in the shit.
Darling?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
All the girls have bought one for their daughters.
May you have a long life, my daughters!
You can't go to work on an empty stomach, huh?
I bet your room at home doesn't look like this,
I can't believe you kissed him.
You're jumping to all the wrong conclusions.
That was so brilliant the way you came to my house.
Dressed in a sack, who's going to notice you, huh?
- What's that mean? - It's not arranged.
She no Lebanese. She Punjabi!
She's dead, man!
Me? Why?
Lift your leg up.
Nothing's been decided.
showing her bare legs to 70,000 people!
And don't you cry
- cos they lift you right there. - Mum!
BA, LLB,
I turn to you
- Bust... - Εh, that's too tight and rude!
We're lucky they're not suspending players from this tournament!
She's still been playing!
Anderlecht are playing a very controlled game.
Not at all!
NO MORE FOOTBALL
No, it's fine.
l'll get one for your wedding, too, if you like.
Let's make this quick, yeah?
- Yes! - No, no, no.
Alan, when are you gonna realise you have a daughter with breasts, not a son?
- Ηe's not a Muslim, is he? - Shh!
OΚ. Bye, Mum.
Oh, no, sweetheart, of course it isn't.
Mum, I'm starving. I had to work through my lunch hour today.
Boom, boom, a bang bang bang
I didn't have the heart to stop her.
Come on!