Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shanmukha makes better Chapatis than you!

but do you really want to be the one everyone stares at every family do

Yeah, good. Me too.

We can still make the second half if we leave now.

I don't talk to my dad because I know what he'd say.

Ηuh? it's worse than I thought.

At least there's some family close by.

- The 25th? - There's a cancellation.

That is why she's been so depressed lately.

- I mean what position? - Oh, sorry.

- Ηave you been smoking? - No!

God, what's your mum gonna say?

But when I came to this country, nothing.

Over here, Jules!

Pinky, you've got so many others!

So keep on pushing

Must be gutted he can't play with his injury and all.

She told me her folks were up for it.

Milbrett makes a run, she's got Overbeck to beat.

Uh-huh, make me tonight

Why didn't you tell me you'd twisted it?

Definitely, Gary, we've finally found the missing piece of the jigsaw

- Where d'you get your contacts? - Do you like 'em?

Look, this little pump comes free with it.

I don't give a damn what the people say

Jessie, now that your sister has got engaged, it's different.

I'm sorry, Mr Bhamra...

Lily strikes... Save!

All the way, it's all yours!

I'm gonna do it my way, gonna do it my way

A-level results...

and these bloody goras in the clubhouses made fun of my turban

Ηow am I gonna tell 'em, Tony?

- Go away. Go away. Number 7, come here. - Did you see that?

Then...slip it back in there...

Got my results. I'm starting university soon.

Pat on discord lol

It's up to our coach, but I know we could do with some new blood.

Chiswick next. Best defensive record in the division.

and I don't want to upset anyone.

She might be right.

Yeah, but my sister's getting married so my mum and dad are stressed out.

Sometimes they misjudge and start behaving like the kids here.

Come on, darling. Come on.

I didn't ask to be good at football.

under bust, 28...

What is going on, Jess? You're acting all weird.

One more day of freedom!

Look at the state of my fuchsias!

that I get a lovely daughter-in-law like you for my Τony.

lt will be your turn soon, uh?

- Ηow was she? - A right stroppy cow, actually.

and this is really a reflection of the way he's been playing and captaining England.

of accepting life, accepting situations.

Mum, I need to buy different shoes to go with the sari and the suits.

l've totally...forgotten the line!

Nah, my mum and dad ain't got a clue.

What's the matter with you, ref?

- Sorry. - I know. Of course.

Teet's bloody sister says she's wearing baby pink now.

Me and Jess were fighting because we both fancied our coach - Joe!

Jules, take over the warm-up.

She's really pissed off she can't make it and she doesn't know what to do.

Feeling hot, hot, hot.

Now they wear good clothes, got flashy jobs,

lt's a decent cross, and there is Bhamra.

And it was brilliant.

Why should I have to lie? it's not like I'm sleeping around with anyone!

Look, my dad was my coach.

Look, I came here cos Joe was worried about you.

So, come on, and make your rule

I was married at your age! You don't even want to learn how to cook dhal!