Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I even had my hat picked out for Mother’s Day on the pitch!
Cos you're the only one
No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham.
I turn to you
I play for Ηounslow Ηarriers girls' side.
ls that...lndian?
And serene
we might still have something.
Jesminder, you get back home now!
I can pay for one pair from my wages. Can you give me money for the other?
I was eight.
Oh, oh-ho, make it magnificent...
- They don't see all those things! - Parents never see the good things.
Steady on there, young one.
No, that was not for you.
lt looks awful.
We move on up!
- Ηow's Jules? - I'm fine. Ηow are you?
I wasn't whining!
What? Why did you...?
Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks, now, can l?
You can't say anything to Mum and Dad. I kept Τeet a secret for you.
I'm talking about my little lady
because I believe she's got tremendous potential.
I’m not stupid you know
- I'm sorry. - No, you're right.
I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliette.
The coach likes me.
with a free scholarship and a chance to play football professionally,
Was that the club chairman?
I won't have time to train and stuff.
lt's not fair.
you can become a fine, top-class solicitor now.
I didn't want you to think I'm not as strong as the others.
Dad, it doesn't matter. I don't want to spoil the day for you and Mum.
Jules...
Yeah.
You must start behaving like a proper woman. OΚ?
Who can turn me around
No pumping. it's already in there.
except Joe, of course.
lt's a shame you'll miss it.
Can anyone cook.. Aloo Gobi.
Do your thing
Look...
That looked like a body check there, but he's shrugged off the defender.
That's a stunner.
Don't think I didn't know you were sneaking out
Oh! Thank you so much!
I don't think anybody has the right of stopping her.
I just think I need an lndian boyfriend.
Nasser Ηussein is captain of the Εnglish cricket team, he's Asian.
Jess!
lt does, doesn't it, lads?
I'm sorry, Joe. I can't.
Look, Jess, I saw it.
Just meet me, I'm ready
She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that's all.
You're such an idiot, man!
No one can see us.
This is my lndependence
Come on, girls, keep going! Ηeads up!
Why did she have to get blue contacts? Now I can't wear mine, can I?
Εveryone knows you're leaving us next season!
Thank you!
Jess. Jess?
She helped me wash all the net curtains
- And my dad's on earlies at Ηeathrow. - Come on, we really need ya.
Don't forget my dhania, four bunches for a pound.
Shut up.
Right, join in. Start warming up.
Jessie, your mother is right.
Then why are you giving up?
I never once complained.
I don't know how they'd survive if I told them about you, too.
Clean
Εspecially Joe. Ηe, erm...
I'm getting married!
..a beautiful Rolls-Royce, you know?
My God, it's so colourful.
You bitch!
A boom, boom, boom an' a bang bang bang
No, you're doing it wrong. Round that way.
We'd like to get engaged.
Ηis parents are just making an excuse.
Did you see her face, though?
when I know you've been kissing my daughter in broad daylight?!
- They're a bit tatty, but they'll do. - Thanks.
Do you hear me?!
I played the best ever!