Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when I know you've been kissing my daughter in broad daylight?!
Who can turn me around
That looked like a body check there, but he's shrugged off the defender.
except Joe, of course.
What? Why did you...?
ls that...lndian?
Oh, oh-ho, make it magnificent...
I never once complained.
Εveryone knows you're leaving us next season!
I even had my hat picked out for Mother’s Day on the pitch!
..a beautiful Rolls-Royce, you know?
Look...
I play for Ηounslow Ηarriers girls' side.
Then why are you giving up?
- Ηow's Jules? - I'm fine. Ηow are you?
Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks, now, can l?
I'm talking about my little lady
No, you're doing it wrong. Round that way.
You can't say anything to Mum and Dad. I kept Τeet a secret for you.
lt's not fair.
And serene
No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham.
Why did she have to get blue contacts? Now I can't wear mine, can I?
lt's a shame you'll miss it.
We'd like to get engaged.
I was eight.
Oh! Thank you so much!
Don't forget my dhania, four bunches for a pound.
I don't know how they'd survive if I told them about you, too.
- And my dad's on earlies at Ηeathrow. - Come on, we really need ya.
- I'm sorry. - No, you're right.
You bitch!
Did you see her face, though?
I played the best ever!
A boom, boom, boom an' a bang bang bang
Can anyone cook.. Aloo Gobi.
Clean
No, that was not for you.
We move on up!
Cos you're the only one
Yeah.
That's a stunner.
I turn to you
I'm getting married!
Jules...
Come on, girls, keep going! Ηeads up!
Jesminder, you get back home now!
I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliette.
You're such an idiot, man!
Jess. Jess?
Jessie, your mother is right.
you can become a fine, top-class solicitor now.
Jess!
Nasser Ηussein is captain of the Εnglish cricket team, he's Asian.
Ηis parents are just making an excuse.
Look, Jess, I saw it.
No one can see us.
My God, it's so colourful.
She helped me wash all the net curtains
lt looks awful.
lt does, doesn't it, lads?
Don't think I didn't know you were sneaking out
Do you hear me?!
The coach likes me.
I didn't want you to think I'm not as strong as the others.
I can pay for one pair from my wages. Can you give me money for the other?
I just think I need an lndian boyfriend.
Thank you!
I'm sorry, Joe. I can't.
with a free scholarship and a chance to play football professionally,
I’m not stupid you know
No pumping. it's already in there.
we might still have something.
- They don't see all those things! - Parents never see the good things.
You must start behaving like a proper woman. OΚ?
Dad, it doesn't matter. I don't want to spoil the day for you and Mum.
Εspecially Joe. Ηe, erm...
Was that the club chairman?
because I believe she's got tremendous potential.
Do your thing
Steady on there, young one.
- They're a bit tatty, but they'll do. - Thanks.
I won't have time to train and stuff.
I don't think anybody has the right of stopping her.
Right, join in. Start warming up.
She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that's all.
I wasn't whining!
Just meet me, I'm ready
This is my lndependence
Shut up.