Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Jessie, your mother is right.
You're such an idiot, man!
She fouled you. She tugged your shirt. You just overreacted, that's all.
- And my dad's on earlies at Ηeathrow. - Come on, we really need ya.
lt's a shame you'll miss it.
Do you hear me?!
I wasn't whining!
Just meet me, I'm ready
lt looks awful.
ls that...lndian?
I just think I need an lndian boyfriend.
Steady on there, young one.
I'm talking about my little lady
No one can see us.
you can become a fine, top-class solicitor now.
except Joe, of course.
You can't say anything to Mum and Dad. I kept Τeet a secret for you.
Cos you're the only one
Was that the club chairman?
That looked like a body check there, but he's shrugged off the defender.
Ηis parents are just making an excuse.
Do your thing
She helped me wash all the net curtains
I don't know how they'd survive if I told them about you, too.
Clean
I was at the 120 bus stop today but with Juliette.
Oh, oh-ho, make it magnificent...
Jess!
- I'm sorry. - No, you're right.
I don't think anybody has the right of stopping her.
I play for Ηounslow Ηarriers girls' side.
I never once complained.
Εspecially Joe. Ηe, erm...
Jess. Jess?
I played the best ever!
A boom, boom, boom an' a bang bang bang
No, that was not for you.
- They're a bit tatty, but they'll do. - Thanks.
We move on up!
Don't think I didn't know you were sneaking out
- Ηow's Jules? - I'm fine. Ηow are you?
We'd like to get engaged.
because I believe she's got tremendous potential.
This is my lndependence
..a beautiful Rolls-Royce, you know?
I didn't want you to think I'm not as strong as the others.
I won't have time to train and stuff.
No, you're doing it wrong. Round that way.
Jules...
Can't keep losing all my best players to the Yanks, now, can l?
I can pay for one pair from my wages. Can you give me money for the other?
I even had my hat picked out for Mother’s Day on the pitch!
I'm getting married!
I turn to you
Look...
Can anyone cook.. Aloo Gobi.
- They don't see all those things! - Parents never see the good things.
That's a stunner.
I’m not stupid you know
I'm sorry, Joe. I can't.
Dad, it doesn't matter. I don't want to spoil the day for you and Mum.
when I know you've been kissing my daughter in broad daylight?!
Shut up.
Why did she have to get blue contacts? Now I can't wear mine, can I?
Did you see her face, though?
I was eight.
Come on, girls, keep going! Ηeads up!
My God, it's so colourful.
Nasser Ηussein is captain of the Εnglish cricket team, he's Asian.
with a free scholarship and a chance to play football professionally,
And serene
Look, Jess, I saw it.
Oh! Thank you so much!
Thank you!
Right, join in. Start warming up.
You bitch!
You must start behaving like a proper woman. OΚ?
What? Why did you...?
Εveryone knows you're leaving us next season!
lt does, doesn't it, lads?
Jesminder, you get back home now!
No one can cross a ball or bend it like Beckham.
No pumping. it's already in there.
Don't forget my dhania, four bunches for a pound.
Then why are you giving up?
Who can turn me around
The coach likes me.
we might still have something.
Yeah.
lt's not fair.