Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,

No more football!!

Bye, sweetheart!

Washington Freedom on the attack. The cross comes in, goal!

No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!

I can see what you're up against,

Just move on up!

My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.

And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!

What, like you?

I had a coke. You can smell my breath.

I could have carried on playing all night.

- Ηe is so fly! - That is fine.

You got me in the mood Yeah, yeah

Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!

You must try to understand

lnnit, innit? I know!

so he kept pushing me.

I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.

I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?

What else can a father ask for?

Like a flower leaning towards the sun

- Εverything getting ready for tomorrow? - Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.

she passed the defective gene to her son.

Suppose you'd better come back, then.

I mean, how many people come out and support us?

I had to clean all the big saucepans.

Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.

Yeah, I hope I end up marrying an lndian boy like him, too.

But, Mum, I'm really good!

l'll take them back. Give me them back.

I turn to you, ooh-ooh

Ηow do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around.

I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!

- Εlbows to knees as you go. - Joe, that is totally out of order!

l've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.

- Out. - Where? Who with?

They want us to turn pro next year.

Mum, where are my keys? I can't find them anywhere!

Jeez, man, they must get in the way!

Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...

It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!

Εveryone looks brilliant! Look at the car!

- if he looks at me, I really will faint. - What? Taz?

- Ηello, love. - Yeah. Mum, this is Jess.

Ηe told me what happened with your dad.

- Mum! - Football, shootball!

Yeah, just hold on, please. 25th is only available date.

But don't worry...

So hush now, child

Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!

Don't play with your future, putar.

And they're perfect while you're still growing

is the only one of them without a fella.

She told me about the scout coming. Sorry I'm letting her down.

- instead of this bald man? - Dad!

Yeah, well, you should.

No, Mum, it's all her fault.

If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.

- Ηe was a bit of a bastard anyway. - You shouldn't say that about your dad.

- Let's see 'em, then. - Not yet. I'll try them on with the suits.

Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!

And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!

You can't bear the idea of anyone else making it, because you can't!

Boom, bang, boom, bang bang