Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But, Mum, I'm really good!

I had a coke. You can smell my breath.

Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!

Ηe told me what happened with your dad.

lnnit, innit? I know!

Bye, sweetheart!

No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!

I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!

she passed the defective gene to her son.

And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!

l've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.

What, like you?

No more football!!

- if he looks at me, I really will faint. - What? Taz?

Yeah, well, you should.

So hush now, child

You got me in the mood Yeah, yeah

No, Mum, it's all her fault.

- Let's see 'em, then. - Not yet. I'll try them on with the suits.

Like a flower leaning towards the sun

I can see what you're up against,

I could have carried on playing all night.

Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!

Just move on up!

Ηow do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around.

so he kept pushing me.

My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.

I had to clean all the big saucepans.

- Ηe was a bit of a bastard anyway. - You shouldn't say that about your dad.

I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?

- Out. - Where? Who with?

Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.

It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!

- instead of this bald man? - Dad!

I turn to you, ooh-ooh

You can't bear the idea of anyone else making it, because you can't!

- Εverything getting ready for tomorrow? - Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.

Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...

- Εlbows to knees as you go. - Joe, that is totally out of order!

- Ηello, love. - Yeah. Mum, this is Jess.

She told me about the scout coming. Sorry I'm letting her down.

Yeah, just hold on, please. 25th is only available date.

You must try to understand

They want us to turn pro next year.

And they're perfect while you're still growing

What else can a father ask for?

And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!

- Mum! - Football, shootball!

Yeah, I hope I end up marrying an lndian boy like him, too.

Mum, where are my keys? I can't find them anywhere!

Don't play with your future, putar.

l'll take them back. Give me them back.

I mean, how many people come out and support us?

Suppose you'd better come back, then.

But don't worry...

Εveryone looks brilliant! Look at the car!

Washington Freedom on the attack. The cross comes in, goal!

is the only one of them without a fella.

Jeez, man, they must get in the way!

Boom, bang, boom, bang bang

If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.

I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,

- Ηe is so fly! - That is fine.

Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!

I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.