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And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!
Stupid bitch!
I had a coke. You can smell my breath.
she passed the defective gene to her son.
- if he looks at me, I really will faint. - What? Taz?
No more football!!
Just move on up!
I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!
Washington Freedom on the attack. The cross comes in, goal!
I turn to you, ooh-ooh
What, like you?
And free me...
And they're perfect while you're still growing
is the only one of them without a fella.
I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?
- Let's see 'em, then. - Not yet. I'll try them on with the suits.
Ηow do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around.
No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!
Don't play with your future, putar.
- Out. - Where? Who with?
My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.
I had to clean all the big saucepans.
l'll take them back. Give me them back.
Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...
You must try to understand
- Εlbows to knees as you go. - Joe, that is totally out of order!
From what?
l've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.
Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!
Yeah, just hold on, please. 25th is only available date.
Yeah, I hope I end up marrying an lndian boy like him, too.
Move on up
By and by
Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!
lnnit, innit? I know!
But, Mum, I'm really good!
- Mum! - Football, shootball!
- Ηello, love. - Yeah. Mum, this is Jess.
- Εverything getting ready for tomorrow? - Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.
I can see what you're up against,
If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.
No!
I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.
Jess! Jess!
I mean, how many people come out and support us?
- instead of this bald man? - Dad!
You got me in the mood Yeah, yeah
l've found it!
I could have carried on playing all night.
Suppose you'd better come back, then.
She told me about the scout coming. Sorry I'm letting her down.
Yeah, well, you should.
Go on, Jess!
Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!
Εveryone looks brilliant! Look at the car!
But don't worry...
No, Mum, it's all her fault.
Mum, where are my keys? I can't find them anywhere!
They want us to turn pro next year.
We move on up!
What else can a father ask for?
Jeez, man, they must get in the way!
You can't bear the idea of anyone else making it, because you can't!
Jess!
Like a flower leaning towards the sun
MOTHERS!
Bye, sweetheart!
- Ηe is so fly! - That is fine.
The waist, 27.
And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!
I thought...
Ηe told me what happened with your dad.
So hush now, child
Me.
Boom, bang, boom, bang bang
I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,
It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!
so he kept pushing me.
- Ηe was a bit of a bastard anyway. - You shouldn't say that about your dad.
Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.
Yeah, yeah