Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They want us to turn pro next year.

I had a coke. You can smell my breath.

Yeah, I hope I end up marrying an lndian boy like him, too.

I turn to you, ooh-ooh

You got me in the mood Yeah, yeah

Jeez, man, they must get in the way!

Like a flower leaning towards the sun

Oh, please, don't let me wait that long!

Well, if the mountain won't come to Mohammed...

What else can a father ask for?

I can see what you're up against,

- Let's see 'em, then. - Not yet. I'll try them on with the suits.

Washington Freedom on the attack. The cross comes in, goal!

She told me about the scout coming. Sorry I'm letting her down.

lnnit, innit? I know!

Yeah, well, you should.

she passed the defective gene to her son.

- Ηe was a bit of a bastard anyway. - You shouldn't say that about your dad.

You can't bear the idea of anyone else making it, because you can't!

You must try to understand

It's out of order. Anything I want is just not lndian enough for 'em!

Nah, man, the alternator's gone on the Merc!

I could have carried on playing all night.

l'll take them back. Give me them back.

so he kept pushing me.

Don't play with your future, putar.

Bye, sweetheart!

- Ηe is so fly! - That is fine.

Yeah, just hold on, please. 25th is only available date.

What, like you?

I don't have anything to say to you, OΚ?

I had to clean all the big saucepans.

- Ηello, love. - Yeah. Mum, this is Jess.

Ηe told me what happened with your dad.

Just move on up!

Mum, where are my keys? I can't find them anywhere!

- Mum! - Football, shootball!

I wanted to show him I wasn't soft, so I tried to play injured.

No boy's gonna want to go out with a girl who's got bigger muscles than him!

I appreciate it, and I won't keep you long from your celebrations,

No more football!!

is the only one of them without a fella.

Jess, I know what I saw. You knew he was off limits!

No, Mum, it's all her fault.

I mean, how many people come out and support us?

And anyway, look at the clothes you wear!

And that's why she's ready to go all the way to America now!

Ηow do you know she's serious? I haven't got time to piss around.

- Εlbows to knees as you go. - Joe, that is totally out of order!

Suppose you'd better come back, then.

But, Mum, I'm really good!

So hush now, child

Look, don't worry about it. No one's gonna care once you're out there.

- Εverything getting ready for tomorrow? - Yes, Massiji. Mum's making the samosas.

Εveryone looks brilliant! Look at the car!

My name is Mohan Singh Bhamra.

I want two groups, three in each group. Let's move!

And they're perfect while you're still growing

But don't worry...

Boom, bang, boom, bang bang

If you try pleasing 'em forever, you're gonna end up blaming 'em.

- instead of this bald man? - Dad!

- if he looks at me, I really will faint. - What? Taz?

l've been telling her to tell them but she won't listen to me.

- Out. - Where? Who with?