Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know Joe,
Just move on up
Two operations later and it's still useless.
but I wanted you to know that there's a scout coming to our final match tomorrow.
Or looking behind now
- Offside, onside. - What are you doing?
You let her leave her sister's wedding to go to a football match?!
Jess, come on! Are you playing?
She will only end up disappointed like me.
l've got to go open the bar. Some real work!
We're not getting married.
Anyway, there was a scout from America there today,
All right. Thank you for coming.
lt's OΚ.
Come on, Jess.
Ηello, darling. Right, now watch and concentrate. Offside, onside.
- I owe you big time. - Laters.
What are you doing, man?
Well, Jules likes him, too, and now she hates me.
Just move on up
Ηe really knows his stuff.
Jesmin-dah!
- Cheese! - Cheese.
Mum, Uncle-ji, Auntie-ji...
now we've got that sorted, gonna show me what your fella can do or what?
lt's your lndian friend, from football.
Mum, why do I have to wear a sari? It will just fall down!
I don't even know why I was surprised! You never think about anyone but yourself!
Mum, I can't hang around all day!
Well, she's all you'd ever want
Still, can't stand here chatting all day. I gotta go to Εaling for my facial. Laters!
It's close season but we've got a summer tournament coming up.
But I heard her!
Yeah, but it was all planned. Now I gotta get another one!
They're going to let me coach the girls' side.
- Yeah? - Ηello.
lt's not like before, you know?
Football shoes.
Jess, look, it's Becks!
to let her go all the way to America to play.
They don't all look like lezzies, do they?
You took my feelings from nothing
- You've done a good job, Mel. - Looks good in my clothes.
- Ηow are you? - You look gorgeous!
Leave her alone. I never wore make-up until after I was married.
"Do Something With Your Hair, Put Make-Up On, You'd Look All Right."
the way that girl would answer back,
Well, can't you get away for a bit?
Well, Jesmin-dah,
There you go! Over here!
and planting the ball beyond the goalkeeper's left hand.
and the best thing is, she's not reached her peak yet.
One of those Εngland girls' players is a maths teacher as well,
so my sister put me in the bath,
Anyway, being a lesbian is not that big a deal.
Oh, my God!
I suppose you've come to tell me you're off the team for good?
I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah-eah
She was supposed to pick you up so you wouldn't be late for Poli.
Under bust, 27.
Ηe's coming to the final.
Your mam's a barrel of laughs compared to me dad.
Jules, come here to me.
Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
What's going on?
Mum!
And it's too late to turn back now
Τhey've no idea you've been playing all this time?
which means you wouldn't have to pay nothing!
They want me to play in proper matches. Τhe coach said I could go far.