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- You've done a good job, Mel. - Looks good in my clothes.
- Cheese! - Cheese.
- I owe you big time. - Laters.
They want me to play in proper matches. Τhe coach said I could go far.
which means you wouldn't have to pay nothing!
Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
Football shoes.
It's close season but we've got a summer tournament coming up.
You let her leave her sister's wedding to go to a football match?!
All right. Thank you for coming.
You know Joe,
Yeah, but it was all planned. Now I gotta get another one!
Just move on up
One of those Εngland girls' players is a maths teacher as well,
Well, can't you get away for a bit?
and the best thing is, she's not reached her peak yet.
Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah-eah
- Ηow are you? - You look gorgeous!
I don't even know why I was surprised! You never think about anyone but yourself!
Mum, I can't hang around all day!
lt's your lndian friend, from football.
to let her go all the way to America to play.
But I heard her!
She will only end up disappointed like me.
Well, Jules likes him, too, and now she hates me.
Jules, come here to me.
They're going to let me coach the girls' side.
so my sister put me in the bath,
Anyway, being a lesbian is not that big a deal.
Ηello, darling. Right, now watch and concentrate. Offside, onside.
What are you doing, man?
Just move on up
You took my feelings from nothing
now we've got that sorted, gonna show me what your fella can do or what?
Come on, Jess.
Still, can't stand here chatting all day. I gotta go to Εaling for my facial. Laters!
Under bust, 27.
Τhey've no idea you've been playing all this time?
Well, she's all you'd ever want
Mum!
but I wanted you to know that there's a scout coming to our final match tomorrow.
Anyway, there was a scout from America there today,
We're not getting married.
- Yeah? - Ηello.
I suppose you've come to tell me you're off the team for good?
Leave her alone. I never wore make-up until after I was married.
Mum, Uncle-ji, Auntie-ji...
Your mam's a barrel of laughs compared to me dad.
Jess, come on! Are you playing?
There you go! Over here!
and planting the ball beyond the goalkeeper's left hand.
- Offside, onside. - What are you doing?
Well, Jesmin-dah,
the way that girl would answer back,
Ηe's coming to the final.
Mum, why do I have to wear a sari? It will just fall down!
lt's OΚ.
I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
What's going on?
Two operations later and it's still useless.
She was supposed to pick you up so you wouldn't be late for Poli.
Or looking behind now
And it's too late to turn back now
"Do Something With Your Hair, Put Make-Up On, You'd Look All Right."
Oh, my God!
Jess, look, it's Becks!
l've got to go open the bar. Some real work!
Jesmin-dah!
Ηe really knows his stuff.
They don't all look like lezzies, do they?
lt's not like before, you know?