Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

l've got to go open the bar. Some real work!
Two operations later and it's still useless.
- I owe you big time. - Laters.
Ηello, darling. Right, now watch and concentrate. Offside, onside.
And it's too late to turn back now
Are you sure we're doing the right thing?
Come on, Jess.
the way that girl would answer back,
There you go! Over here!
to let her go all the way to America to play.
Ain't nothing going on but history, yeah-eah
Just move on up
lt's OΚ.
Anyway, there was a scout from America there today,
Mum, why do I have to wear a sari? It will just fall down!
You know Joe,
Jules, come here to me.
She was supposed to pick you up so you wouldn't be late for Poli.
All right. Thank you for coming.
"Do Something With Your Hair, Put Make-Up On, You'd Look All Right."
- Yeah? - Ηello.
I'm sorry I missed that penalty, coach.
They want me to play in proper matches. Τhe coach said I could go far.
You let her leave her sister's wedding to go to a football match?!
Jesmin-dah!
Mum, I can't hang around all day!
and planting the ball beyond the goalkeeper's left hand.
Mum, Uncle-ji, Auntie-ji...
Yeah, but it was all planned. Now I gotta get another one!
You took my feelings from nothing
Leave her alone. I never wore make-up until after I was married.
They're going to let me coach the girls' side.
We're not getting married.
Just move on up
One of those Εngland girls' players is a maths teacher as well,
Well, she's all you'd ever want
lt's not like before, you know?
They don't all look like lezzies, do they?
and the best thing is, she's not reached her peak yet.
Well, can't you get away for a bit?
Well, Jesmin-dah,
Τhey've no idea you've been playing all this time?
I don't even know why I was surprised! You never think about anyone but yourself!
which means you wouldn't have to pay nothing!
Football shoes.
Mum!
Jess, look, it's Becks!
so my sister put me in the bath,
What are you doing, man?
Or looking behind now
Still, can't stand here chatting all day. I gotta go to Εaling for my facial. Laters!
It's close season but we've got a summer tournament coming up.
What's going on?
Well, Jules likes him, too, and now she hates me.
Jess, come on! Are you playing?
Oh, my God!
- Ηow are you? - You look gorgeous!
- Offside, onside. - What are you doing?
- You've done a good job, Mel. - Looks good in my clothes.
Ηe really knows his stuff.
Your mam's a barrel of laughs compared to me dad.
Under bust, 27.
Anyway, being a lesbian is not that big a deal.
lt's your lndian friend, from football.
I suppose you've come to tell me you're off the team for good?
now we've got that sorted, gonna show me what your fella can do or what?
She will only end up disappointed like me.
But I heard her!
Ηe's coming to the final.
- Cheese! - Cheese.
but I wanted you to know that there's a scout coming to our final match tomorrow.