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to your wife.
What the fuck do you want?
-[keys jangling] -[footsteps approaching]
[Marty sighs]
me after that
-[bottles clink] -Thanks, Mom and Dad.
And I want to see my kids again.
[footsteps approach]
I can't.
Yeah.
I fixed it! I won, motherfucker!
[heavy metal music continues blaring]
You'd think so, but...
[Jonah] My allergies are acting up.
I think you'd better get here as soon as possible.
It's all right.
-[dealer] Sorry, folks. -[man] Oh.
[ventilator hissing]
weird.
your father just went down to Mexico.
clone the frozen assets,
Little guy. Uh, he had mean eyes, uh, and balding, balding.
Sorry, Mom.
or "Old Auntie Dipshit just left me a whole bundle
[Ben] How was the lake?
Oh, it's summer.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
I'm not sure if you'll see your husband again.
on a Panamanian deposit account.
And the only way he could keep winning was to drop more quarters.
I've been against that since day one.
[Maya] Hmm.
If a cartel kidnaps an American citizen on US soil,
[Marty] ♪ Ninety-nine bottles Of beer on the wall ♪
You dumb-asses got it?
[chuckling]
And I'm not going anywhere until I know you're safe.
So...
[grunting]
-Nineteen red. -[woman groans]
in order to hide...
♪ Take one down, pass it around ♪
You don't strike me as a casual person.
Oh, just add them to the pile.
[Maya sighs]
you know, lose a few hands at the game of your choice,
-Don't stay up too late. -I won't.
There's a spike in this morning's numbers compared to yesterday's.
He'll be home soon.