Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You know, he shows up at my brother's house, fucked up.

I wish I had more hands So I could give War Daddy 4 thumbs down

to be taking karate?

I was partying!

(cheers & applause)

but if you missed the first act,

when jews cause race mixing and destroy your culture

I'm, like, standing next to them

You're all Darkness!

(cheers & applause)

He has a big fuckin' head, man."

Just do me a favor, okay?

They Should have never given you nerds money

Knicks in the Finals is a hell of a drug

Fuck yo' couch, nigga!

That's right, bitch.

The Stickiest of the Icky

out of all the celebrities that I met

I don't know about you, but...

Should have never gave the chargers a championship

I love Charlie Murphy.

where he used to always, like, fuck with me, man.

yo, stomp this mf out, right here

A China chung-chang

I drunk some wine and I'm just getting started, bitches.

Yeah, Charlie whipped my ass in his dreams.

It is time for the dramatic conclusion

Fuck yo lipomas

Buy another t-shirt you rich motherfucker

Wide-nose-havin' motherfuckers!

of Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories.

The Confidentiality Agreement.

I'm Rick James, BITCH

FUCK YO PROFILE

HGH Is a hell of a drug

Like, I'm that nigga to steal on,

And so, that threw me in a weird space 'cause I'm, like,

hopium is a hell of a drug

Everyone, Darkness is spreading!

and I had to whip his legs

I’m still horny

"Uh, can I buy you a drink.

I seen, like...

And he was mad-niggerish, man,

He totally just wrote me off.

I'm sorry, Charlie.