Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Big Daddy, Mother, did y'all hear?
only when things are darkest can the Lord's light truly be seen.
What? That is not true.
God is with you."
And one of our rules is, no drinking.
It's like the greatest drunk text of all time.
[both] Go, Dogs!
Look, the little traffic thingies are testicles.
-Okay, let's go. -[sighs]
I feel free.
Now?
Going? Where?
For the last three weeks,
All right.
That's my yogurt motto! I'm talking about my bounty motto.
Okay, that's-- Yeah, that's no worries.
Yeah, uh, first of all, tearing down those statues hurts us.
Someone who will, like, get jealous and stalk me.
and arrest her in the act.
♪ There's a part of you ♪
Just get the hell over here and pick me up!
[cell phone bleeps]
uh-- Oh, the knife sharpening station,
-Okay. Yeah. -Okay, um... text me the addy.
♪ Melt down your wedding ring ♪
Put your hands behind your back, smartass.
Okay, but no, you know, like a date.
-Oh, God. -You can do it.
clean off of his body.
you need to stay at least five hundred feet from the front door.
You know that feeling you get when you've sinned so hard
and that there is Sister Ned.
So, you know, I just wanted to follow up on our text message exchange.
It's gotta be Peachtree Creek.
Also, I really want to price one of those leather recliners.
Ah.
-[both giggle] -It's so gross.
-[blows kiss] -Bye, now.
-Well-- -See, that's your problem.
Why aren't you sitting with your buddies from the golf team?
[mother] Mm.
We're seeing this through.
-Although, they got together recently. -[Sterling] They put out a new album.
If you got the blues.
How about I shove it up your ass?
Something... Sour Patch.
When you feel the Lord's hand in yours,
Oh, Blair. Blair, hey.
Cheese and crackers! Franklin, you need to sit down, right now.
It does not taste like that.
♪ Wild child ♪
and they threw it on the floor!
-I did not like it. -All right.
[tires screech]
About six months ago,
That looks really fake.
It's 2020! Men can be women, women can be governors,
Shouldn't you be hanging out with your God gang?
-Franklin-- Franklin! -Get out of my way!
But...
♪ You think you've seen it all ♪
[drunken gibberish] Well, you know... ladies do... but I said,
Oh, my God!
I mean, it's not like we need the money.
Yeah, well, so is icing out your peer for enjoying pleasures of the flesh.
Come on, pull yourself together. Things aren't that bad.
Well, you got one right here.