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It's early. We should catch a flick in the TV section.
You're making too much out of this.
-so I can arrest her. -Oh.
[groans] Fine.
Declan Wright, and he went horseback riding
You ride shotgun! Let's roll!
If your hairline gets any more symmetrical,
You know that. And second of all--
Well, I guess I'm just destined to walk the world alone.
We'll see y'all at Christmas.
They're all near schools.
I'll be fine.
I'm telling you, I've looked at this thing a hundred ways
I would, but I'm really trying to own my identity as a single American.
[mother clears throat]
Sterl, you can't be on board with this, right?
What for?
by the Lord, Himself.
Hey! I got it! I got it!
[in deep voice] Lamb of God. [chuckles] My sister loves them.
-Hi. -Hey.
-What an honor! -That's just terrific!
Actually... um, I gotta get going.
All right.
It's a penis.
♪ Doesn't even matter where or when ♪
Love you!
Sterling was chosen Fellowship Leader this year.
Wait, what?
[uplifting music]
[people chattering]
So good!
So, in a way, legally, we're already on that date.
Sorry, I just gave out my last one.
You don't want that. Do ya?
[cell phone bleeps]
[clears throat loudly]
with my cool, new college friends.
To be honest... I-- I've been bringing in even more business than Deacon has.
she's hit a different statue every single night.
She's a skip.
but I count Tammy getting a stress-induced menstruation as a win.
but... good to know.
I'm not sure that today is a good day for you to join us.
Um... Yeah. Speaking of our broken criminal justice system,
-What? -[belches]
It wasn't that big a deal. I mean, I puked, but--
Smile. Smile.
-It says it right there. -I know.
[funky soulful music]
where I've had some of my happiest memories.
Oh.
All right, shoot already.
if you want to sign up.
♪ You taught me we aren't everything ♪
-[Blair] But there are three thingies. -[Sterling] Yeah, some people have three.
Hey, I know that statue.
Oh. Damn it, you made me pee on my watch.
Then we'll see you tomorrow at brunch.
[groaning]
What do you mean, "we"?
to get your attention off of whatever idiotic Jonas Brothers bullshit
[chuckles] Hey.
Give me another chance.
-That's it. -Okay.
Mm-hm. Yeah, I think he's even getting jealous of his little brother.