Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you happened to hit our slack decade. Have a seat, please.
Ms. Kilpatrick, would you excuse us a moment?
I'm warning you. Come any closer, I'm gonna put the come-hither on you.
Right, that's why I hired you. To protect me during the day.
A lady walking up to me in a bar and saying what you said....
I belong to her.
-About lunch.... -Choose away, Mom.
-The whole truth? -We believe you're telling us the truth...
And even though those around us don't understand...
We'll both tell her.
And we appreciate that, Kathleen.
Well, Kathleen Kilpatrick. We played the game your way.
People are trying to sleep over here.
Sitting in my office, 9:45, trying to figure out where to lunch.
I don't wanna talk about it.
-...he wasn't so bad. -Exactly.
And may the devil come And claim your soul
On second thought, I always wanted to go to the Emerald Isle.
Did you take a good look at that guy?
That woman says she's a leprechaun.
-...I feel wonderful. -I'll be the judge of that.
The magazine ads? Scratch-and-sniff was my idea.
Didn't you hear the lady?
-Don't look back. -What?
Sorry to trouble you without an appointment.
No. When I was 6, he left to find work in America.
Or when they told Sylvia Plath, “Syl, cheer up.”
Then no one's chasing her. It'll be the easiest dough ever.
That was the last I heard from him.
...all cooking their brains over the same decisions.
-What does that mean? -I don't know. Nothing. It's a shame.
What is it that I'm not supposed to be looking at?
Any chance that I can see you again?
Your soul is vacant. You possess no sensitivity. No poetry.
Hello again, Ms. Hayes.
She's been there the whole day. Ever since you left.
Make love to a giant.
I wonder why she chose a leprechaun.
-It's not right to lead her on. -What do you mean?