Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK, you remember hearing about the Texas tranquilliser?

Where are they? Where are my children? I want them.

Mr Atkinson, I've been at these since Saturday, just about nonstop,

This guy's gonna kill us today.

Joanna, open this goddamn door!

All they did was sort of confirm my feelings.

Let's go to bed.

- and we can help sell it. - A barn dance.

I'll be back, all right?

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

- I was trying to tell you. - Yes, what was that about?

You think the men are dull.

Don't tell your husband. Don't tell anyone.

- I'm sorry. Tell her that. - Yes.

I don't care what anybody says.

If I see anybody, I'll find my own.

- Hello, Bobby. - Hello, Joanna. How are you?

I thought we were friends.

And this here's easy to operate. Just push the switch and talk into it.

The phones are jammed, the alarm is out, and the roads are blocked off.

And now I want to move out.

I don't think that...

I think a barn dance would be a good idea. Well, I'd like it anyway.

I'll be back on the 10th,

Well, girls, I didn't get you here on false pretences, really. I...

...you've got water in your water.

This isn't any kind of a lifelong commitment we're after.

He never loved me.

You can make yourself a darkroom. It was time to move.

It's none of your business, but our sex life is better too.

you want me to get you a more comfortable chair, hon?

Leave Stepford? Good schools, low taxes, clean air?

- Did you see what I saw? - Found him?

- No. - We don't like it when you fight.

The drinking was getting so bad,

Oh, no, it's nothing, really. It's just a surprise.

you're gonna have a lot of accidents, I'll tell you that.

It's perfect for us and perfect for you.

I used to ask him why he didn't talk like he wrote.

You need a fresh-perked cup of coffee.

Quite a lot of worry you caused everybody.

Like Walter says, it's all so dazzling. Why don't I like it?

You keep repeating the questions. Did they ask you?

Changed me? What's that mean?

Excuse me. Let me see if I kind of get the consensus of all this.

It... It's just my head.

You've got to see that.

I just want to look like a woman and keep my house looking decent too.

no stop like kill now tv. oh careful. wow now ever are talking this stop

Well, I'm not surprised. You're obviously a very bright woman.

One of the reasons I moved from the city

I just thought this might come in handy. It's a casserole.

I didn't have any time to bake.

Think about it like that, and there's nothing to it.

I've just been tempted so many times to try Easy On.

a lot of little ones? Is that fair to say? I mean, is that what you're...?

- I want one! - Me!

I thought we were friends.

- Excuse me, your tea. - Thank you.

Maybe the fun went out of it.

and he put his hands on her boobs?

You know how long it's been since that happened?

Dave brought us here because of land values.

Well, there's nothing much to tell, really.

I think I'll take Fred for a walk.

- Could you call Larson's Garage? - Larson's Garage, of course.

Oh, boy. This is really terrific.

Why don't you get her that...

Here's the report you ordered, Mr Chandler.

but nobody will tell what the contest rules are.

Where are my children?

I amuse them seven days a week.

Look, we found this at the library.

- Don't you like it? - I don't know which one I like the best.

The house. Remember? That was Frank.

I think there are times when Walter cares more about the law

and she was carrying on incredibly, like he was some kind of God's gift.

and Ed joins this Men's Association.

Actually, we moved here about two months ago,

We're just trying to get some ideas for you.

These are really quite good.

But there's one condition, or we don't go anywhere.

commuters and townies. I mean, everybody,

Well, I want to please him now, and, boy, am I ever going to.

See, just straight through the alphabet.

Admit it, Joanna, I was a joke.