Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends

Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house?

That's a good idea.

I still do. Just I work extra hard to control it.

You see, I have nothing against the general area,

Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice.

- but when I'm back, we'll talk. - No.

Where is your wife?

- Yours too? - Every night.

but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.

Before that, we lived in Manhattan.

He told me he loves it here.

Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two.

Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework.

Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? Instead of this cooking sherry.

- Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you.

- Yeah. - Daddy?

- Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah.

- Thank you. Good night. - Good night.

and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did.

We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago.

Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific?

I remember. God.

The women in Stepford love housework,

Right, yes, well...

Get it down here right away. In the parking lot.

It made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife

I mean, I like it. It's perfect. How could you not like it?

...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom.

It's so awful. If I'm wrong, I'm insane.

If there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks,

We're going the wrong way. I have to go this way.

Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me

She was thrilled to have them.

that's all there is.

- You know... - What?

Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool.

Do you mind if I make a call?

That's all I can tell you.

years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful.

I'm Walter Eberhart.

- I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean?

All right, you just stay in there, then.

Just talk to one of them. They'd see you.

Please explain to me what you're into.

Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive.

Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale.

Electronics, computers, aerospace junk.

Isn't that Carol Van Sant?

and believe me, they'll survive.

Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to?

and that can hurt.

Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other.

This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly.

Well, they're not here.

Nothing's got me.

No, I'm gonna walk him around the bathroom.

Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin.

Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup?

- No. - You got a headline on this page.

You're terribly frightened, aren't you?

Padded uplift bra.

and reminisce about the good old days.

It's true what they say in the ads.

When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing,

She's changed! And stop telling me I'm crazy.

These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me.

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer.

- Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand.

- "God, there, Frank, yes." - Oh, I remember.

Should anyone send for an ambulance?

Yes, understandable,

Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons,

Isn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna?