Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She was thrilled to have them.

- Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah.

Just talk to one of them. They'd see you.

No, I'm gonna walk him around the bathroom.

You see, I have nothing against the general area,

She's changed! And stop telling me I'm crazy.

This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly.

He told me he loves it here.

Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other.

You're terribly frightened, aren't you?

Yes, understandable,

Electronics, computers, aerospace junk.

These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me.

- You know... - What?

and that can hurt.

Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice.

It's true what they say in the ads.

- Yours too? - Every night.

Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me

Right, yes, well...

Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to?

Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific?

I still do. Just I work extra hard to control it.

We're going the wrong way. I have to go this way.

Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework.

We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago.

Isn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna?

years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful.

- Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand.

- Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you.

Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two.

Please explain to me what you're into.

All right, you just stay in there, then.

and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did.

Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive.

...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom.

That's all I can tell you.

- Yeah. - Daddy?

- Thank you. Good night. - Good night.

Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends

I'm Walter Eberhart.

I mean, I like it. It's perfect. How could you not like it?

Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup?

Where is your wife?

Do you mind if I make a call?

Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin.

Isn't that Carol Van Sant?

and reminisce about the good old days.

I remember. God.

- "God, there, Frank, yes." - Oh, I remember.

Before that, we lived in Manhattan.

Should anyone send for an ambulance?

When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing,

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer.

Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale.

Well, they're not here.

Nothing's got me.

Padded uplift bra.

Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? Instead of this cooking sherry.

but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.

Get it down here right away. In the parking lot.

- but when I'm back, we'll talk. - No.

It made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife

- I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean?

Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool.

and believe me, they'll survive.

that's all there is.

Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons,

If there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks,

That's a good idea.

The women in Stepford love housework,

It's so awful. If I'm wrong, I'm insane.

Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house?

- No. - You got a headline on this page.