Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Should anyone send for an ambulance?

Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? Instead of this cooking sherry.

You see, I have nothing against the general area,

Do you mind if I make a call?

Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two.

Where is your wife?

- "God, there, Frank, yes." - Oh, I remember.

It made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife

Before that, we lived in Manhattan.

...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom.

If there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks,

Get it down here right away. In the parking lot.

- Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand.

We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago.

Isn't that Carol Van Sant?

These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me.

I'm Walter Eberhart.

but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.

We're going the wrong way. I have to go this way.

Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework.

- Yeah. - Daddy?

years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful.

Please explain to me what you're into.

Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin.

No, I'm gonna walk him around the bathroom.

Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons,

- Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you.

Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale.

- Thank you. Good night. - Good night.

Just talk to one of them. They'd see you.

Electronics, computers, aerospace junk.

and reminisce about the good old days.

Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup?

Well, they're not here.

It's so awful. If I'm wrong, I'm insane.

Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house?

I mean, I like it. It's perfect. How could you not like it?

Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific?

- but when I'm back, we'll talk. - No.

Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool.

and that can hurt.

I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer.

Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me

Nothing's got me.

Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other.

that's all there is.

and believe me, they'll survive.

Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to?

Right, yes, well...

- Yours too? - Every night.

and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did.

All right, you just stay in there, then.

Isn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna?

- You know... - What?

This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly.

- I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean?

She's changed! And stop telling me I'm crazy.

Padded uplift bra.

He told me he loves it here.

The women in Stepford love housework,

Yes, understandable,

You're terribly frightened, aren't you?

Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive.

Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends

That's a good idea.

She was thrilled to have them.

- No. - You got a headline on this page.

I still do. Just I work extra hard to control it.

- Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah.

When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing,

Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice.

That's all I can tell you.

It's true what they say in the ads.

I remember. God.