Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm Walter Eberhart.
years ago. We weren't accomplishing anything useful.
Final gas-chromatograph readings will be coming in in a minute or two.
Really. Hey, didn't you think she was terrific?
- Thank you. Good night. - Good night.
and believe me, they'll survive.
She was thrilled to have them.
Ever since dear old Fred departed, they've been after me
Right, yes, well...
- but when I'm back, we'll talk. - No.
Well, nobody said whether they really were for or against a tag sale.
Isn't that Carol Van Sant?
Electronics, computers, aerospace junk.
These are the people we have to live with and... And they suit me.
Yeah, I remember when my mother and father used to yell at each other.
I mean, I like it. It's perfect. How could you not like it?
Should anyone send for an ambulance?
Isn't this kind of blackmail, Joanna?
If there was, I would patent it myself, make a million bucks,
and reminisce about the good old days.
Clearly, you are a crazy lady, but clearly, again, these are nice.
Mommy?
Yes, understandable,
Hey, it's me.
The women in Stepford love housework,
Bobby, you're not at The Plaza now, so why are you wearing all that makeup?
- "God, there, Frank, yes." - Oh, I remember.
- I don't know about Walter, though. - What do you mean?
This is all so silly. It's just my head. I... Oh, this is all so silly.
but she won't take pictures, and she won't be me.
There you are.
No, no.
Ladies, we have specials today on crenshaw melons,
It's so awful. If I'm wrong, I'm insane.
Oh, yes, certainly, absolutely. Let's get you a napkin.
Just talk to one of them. They'd see you.
You see, I have nothing against the general area,
We moved to Stepford with our children, oh, a few months ago.
that's all there is.
Mom...?
...make it into sort of a den-cum-playroom.
Dave's working late, so I shooed my boys off with friends
Ed's always hankered after a heated swimming pool.
and they asked me if I wanted to join. And I said, yes, I did.
Nothing's got me.
I remember. God.
"Zoom.
Yeah, get me a decent brandy, will you? Instead of this cooking sherry.
Some don't like it and leave. Others that do like it, arrive.
I don't know if you've noticed or not, but I stammer.
and that can hurt.
We're going the wrong way. I have to go this way.
It's true what they say in the ads.
Wouldn't you like some perfect stud waiting on you around the house?
- Oh, my groceries. - I'll take them home for you.
He told me he loves it here.
It made a big impression on the other TV executives for his wife
- Yeah. - Daddy?
- Yours too? - Every night.
Get it down here right away. In the parking lot.
Please explain to me what you're into.
She's changed! And stop telling me I'm crazy.
Where is your wife?
Well, they're not here.
Well...
- Yeah. - OK.
Before that, we lived in Manhattan.
No. I...
Do you mind if I make a call?
- You know... - What?
- Do you bleed? - Why, look at your hand.
Game.
When we went to Marie Axhelm's and she was ironing,
That's all I can tell you.
You're terribly frightened, aren't you?
No, I'm gonna walk him around the bathroom.
Can't arrive in Stepford loving housework.
Padded uplift bra.
I still do. Just I work extra hard to control it.
That's a good idea.
- Are you still driving that big Lincoln? - Yeah, yeah.
- No. - You got a headline on this page.
Dave works hard all day long, and what does he come home to?
All right, you just stay in there, then.