Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I can't figure out this burg.

or someplace like that any better.

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

And the women all look neat and pretty.

What does "archaic" mean?

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.

Just lie back and relax.

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

I want my children!

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

Yeah, don't we all?

and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

You're not getting old.

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

- You're putting me on. - No.

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

Get an ambulance down here right away.

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?

Linda, what do you want?

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

And I have to tell you

You asked me if I liked this place,

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

The Joanna Eberhart?

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

The only competition I've got left

Where are they?

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

That's really very nice of you.

Hey, are you that unhappy?

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

What do you say we go home and change?

All right. Bye-bye.

was so I could walk around at night.

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

Well, I'm fond of you too.

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

Writers, artists.

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

We can't let people just walk around at night.

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

It'd be great for the kids.

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

I don't know. They...

A black family's moving into town.

- That was Frank. - Frank?

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

I thought we were friends.

Do you...? Do you know that?

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

They're with friends. They're fine.

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.