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and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.

I want my children!

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

or someplace like that any better.

- That was Frank. - Frank?

Just lie back and relax.

I thought we were friends.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

Yeah, don't we all?

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

- You're putting me on. - No.

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

Well, I'm fond of you too.

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

Do you...? Do you know that?

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

A black family's moving into town.

What does "archaic" mean?

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.

Linda, what do you want?

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

Get an ambulance down here right away.

Where are they?

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

That's really very nice of you.

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

was so I could walk around at night.

I don't know. They...

They're with friends. They're fine.

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

And the women all look neat and pretty.

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

You asked me if I liked this place,

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

Hey, are you that unhappy?

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

All right. Bye-bye.

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

What do you say we go home and change?

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

The Joanna Eberhart?

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

You're not getting old.

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

We can't let people just walk around at night.

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

The only competition I've got left

Writers, artists.

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

It'd be great for the kids.

And I have to tell you

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

I can't figure out this burg.

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.