Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

All right. Bye-bye.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

I thought we were friends.

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

or someplace like that any better.

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

Writers, artists.

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

- That was Frank. - Frank?

You're not getting old.

They're with friends. They're fine.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.

Do you...? Do you know that?

Where are they?

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

I want my children!

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

- You're putting me on. - No.

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

Yeah, don't we all?

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

What does "archaic" mean?

The Joanna Eberhart?

You asked me if I liked this place,

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

Well, I'm fond of you too.

The only competition I've got left

Just lie back and relax.

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

Linda, what do you want?

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

That's really very nice of you.

but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

And the women all look neat and pretty.

We can't let people just walk around at night.

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

And I have to tell you

and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

I can't figure out this burg.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

Hey, are you that unhappy?

I don't know. They...

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

Get an ambulance down here right away.

It'd be great for the kids.

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

What do you say we go home and change?

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

A black family's moving into town.

was so I could walk around at night.

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.