Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

I don't know. They...

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

or someplace like that any better.

You're not getting old.

It'd be great for the kids.

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?

- You're putting me on. - No.

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

The Joanna Eberhart?

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

I thought we were friends.

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

Do you...? Do you know that?

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

Just lie back and relax.

And I have to tell you

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

was so I could walk around at night.

- That was Frank. - Frank?

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.

The only competition I've got left

but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

Well, I'm fond of you too.

I want my children!

What do you say we go home and change?

What does "archaic" mean?

Yeah, don't we all?

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

Linda, what do you want?

I can't figure out this burg.

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

That's really very nice of you.

Writers, artists.

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

You asked me if I liked this place,

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

Get an ambulance down here right away.

All right. Bye-bye.

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

Where are they?

And the women all look neat and pretty.

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

They're with friends. They're fine.

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.

We can't let people just walk around at night.

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

A black family's moving into town.

Hey, are you that unhappy?

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.