Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey, are you that unhappy?

because I had to get them into some sort of shape for you to see

Oh, you know, I'm really into speech work, words.

You asked me if I liked this place,

I can't figure out this burg.

Yeah, listen, I really... To tell you the truth,

Avid shutterbug, ex-Gothamite who misses the noise of the naked city?

- And yours? - Fine, fine.

How about photographing it for a Save the Children poster?

and then get it to a trustworthy chemist.

And Charmaine changed in four months and ripped up her tennis court.

I thought we were friends.

Bobby really has changed. Believe me.

I mean, just look at the way my kids are dressed. Ragamuffins.

Where are they?

That's really very nice of you.

All right. Bye-bye.

Yeah, don't we all?

Hey, you want a Ring Ding? I smuggled it over the border.

Now, I brought up the possibility of a tag sale.

I dropped my best camera on my foot.

in Stepford is sexually archaic?

I don't think that Ed ever loved me.

Ring Dings and Scotch, great combination.

We can't let people just walk around at night.

- Don't use the tongs. - No, that's right. Use that, will you?

- What do you think they do up there? - Watch dirty movies

- I got all this junk here. - Got any smokes?

Hey, hey, wait. Anybody ever heard of a cakewalk?

Now, how about that for our Stepford twosome.

It'd be great for the kids.

was so I could walk around at night.

- Everything's fine. - It's not fine.

Well, you see, Ted's doing really well in his scientific research now,

I just had to ask? Shouldn't we fight or something?

What do you say we go home and change?

They're with friends. They're fine.

- God, are you the best. - Let's go.

I want my children!

- That was Frank. - Frank?

- Thank you so much for this. - Oh, don't be silly.

Really, Mrs Eberhart, this isn't the best place for you to wander around.

and it's got some chemical tranquilliser in it and... Well, read.

and those are someone else's, my best friend's little boys.

At The Plaza, some guy tried picking me up in the lobby.

We Stepford wives are busy, busy, busy. You know, like your wife.

- It's a landmark building. - I didn't know that.

And I have to tell you

The only competition I've got left

Linda, what do you want?

I couldn't handle it. It was out of control.

Oh, look. That's no big deal. It's the rest of it that bothers me.

You know, I got a terrific deal on this house.

We may be new here, but isn't Stepford Hospital that way?

- OK, pull it on out. - Six minutes. Can you beat that?

- Hello, Carol. - Hi, Pat.

- Oh, my. - I'll go in first. You stay here.

- What? - A consciousness-raising session.

I just don't like it. Am I making any sense?

We were both seniors at NYU, and it wasn't just passion. It was love.

Sex, money, our marriages, anything at all.

The Joanna Eberhart?

Don't tell me what to do, you bastard!

I can tell you categorically that there's no such thing as a cleaner-compeller.

So I also understand why you might be unhappy there.

Some nights I wouldn't let him touch me

I'm not going to end up like one of those pan-scrubbers.

travel hey travels man happens. am so now is. I something. no gonna stop

- It wasn't on the word list, was it? - This is a new blend and very mild.

Get an ambulance down here right away.

- Anyway. - No, but I'm glad to have a friend.

I just saw a man carrying a naked lady.

- Oh, God, yes. Wait a minute. - OK.

I'll just die if I don't get this recipe.

Yeah, I just made it out. Why?

in a couple of months on some fixation you've gotten.

You're not getting old.

Just lie back and relax.

or someplace like that any better.

I think you ought to appoint me chairman, I'll run the whole thing.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I don't know.

I was pleased to get this, and he was quite sweet. But the rest...

but apparently, it's gonna be changed in, oh, six months or something.

Do you...? Do you know that?

If I was forced to apologize every time I got smashed,

- You're putting me on. - No.

What does "archaic" mean?

Writers, artists.

I mean, Westport didn't always have writers.

And the women all look neat and pretty.

What do they make, sleeping pills? Look, this isn't me,

I think I'll break into Walter's Scotch.

A black family's moving into town.

Zoom in. Zoom out. Zoom in. Zoom out.

Well, I'm fond of you too.

Oh, sure, put a tag on all of his toys, we'll make a fortune.

I don't know. They...

I hope your wife has gotten over the accident.