Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

you ring me, I'll come to you, and we'll sort this thing out.
Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine.
Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now.
Why the hell do you do this in public?
Oh, God.
And we're not after you to change your whole lifestyle,
Look, if there's anything else you need, please call.
I give up on you.
Did you get a look at the food?
There must have been 50 of us there.
Dave wouldn't miss.
I mean, it's best for the kids.
And I mean, if they're way above average or any good at all,
Dallas is over two times as big as El Paso,
Look, I've been doing a little research, OK?
Lot of very nice houses, like your own.
that turns us into hausfraus, drones, whatever you want to call it.
and this guy is still in New York, then he's our man.
you being the newest in Stepford.
- Yes, very. - Good, good.
Yes. Yes. This, it's wonderful.
Is it everything you expected?
And that was Mrs Frank.
For a bachelor, old Dis must be quite a catch.
They teach courses in misfiling at those places.
And, yes, very.
Don't you remember what this stuff does to you?
- You sure? - We're fine.
I thought we were frueds Hee hee
Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person.
OK, let's move.
You want to come and meet some people?
they'll manage to lose a letter if you send it to them.
Why do they call you "Dis"?
and I gotta pay for a new mailbox for the Van Sants.
It's... It's very good around the eyes, you...
- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry...
I'll tell you. Thanks.
on the floor. And you've got numbers, and everybody circles...
but maybe if we're lucky, we can get into something more constructive.
- Last house on Snowflake Lane. - You're sure, now?
I played backgammon. I played Scrabble with the goddamn kids.
If I can't do it, my wife, Charmaine, will.
- Have a sing-along. - A sing-along.
I thought I blighted your adolescence.
No, it's OK.
I lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist.
Mommy.
We have the first Chinese restaurant in Fairfield County.
Some of them moved away,
- Are you out of your mind? - No.
Well, what's that supposed to mean?
- You're getting me all soapy. - I'm just trying to get the facts straight.
- Oh, my God, look out! - Watch out!
I'm really off the booze, and God knows that's better.
Well, that all seems very straightforward.
Well, certainly, you and Fred can walk around at night.
You've had the wrong idea all the time.
but we're not supposed to delve quite so specifically into housework.
But this is a pretty quiet town.
than he does about me,
- because it's full of it, you know. - I know.
Well, we all know what we're here for, so who's gonna be the first genius?
before I pay off the mortgage.
Why, look at you, for heaven's sakes.
- Well, hi, you two. - Hi.
Charmaine won't hear of him going back.
Why don't you give it a chance.
Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush.
for a woman with interests other than purely family
Fred! Fred!
Just go wherever you feel safe.
Oh, no. Walter, tell him. I'm just awful on names.
- Why not? - You don't look like someone
It's something I can't put off at this short notice,
...I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it.
Believe me, I know that it's unfair and sexist,
But what fascinates me is,
And now he's going to get it.
from when you were born until now.
You're very honest. That's what I like about you. It's awful.
Boy, am I game!
- We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers.
Now, what can I tell you girls?
You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice,
How did he do it exactly? Was it like this, or was it like...?