Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Dallas is over two times as big as El Paso,
I mean, it's best for the kids.
that turns us into hausfraus, drones, whatever you want to call it.
You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice,
Lot of very nice houses, like your own.
- Last house on Snowflake Lane. - You're sure, now?
from when you were born until now.
- You sure? - We're fine.
Look, I've been doing a little research, OK?
Well, what's that supposed to mean?
And we're not after you to change your whole lifestyle,
...I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it.
Boy, am I game!
Just go wherever you feel safe.
for a woman with interests other than purely family
- You're getting me all soapy. - I'm just trying to get the facts straight.
but maybe if we're lucky, we can get into something more constructive.
Why, look at you, for heaven's sakes.
- Yes, very. - Good, good.
and this guy is still in New York, then he's our man.
It's something I can't put off at this short notice,
Now, what can I tell you girls?
and I gotta pay for a new mailbox for the Van Sants.
Why the hell do you do this in public?
Charmaine won't hear of him going back.
There must have been 50 of us there.
Look, if there's anything else you need, please call.
- Are you out of your mind? - No.
For a bachelor, old Dis must be quite a catch.
you ring me, I'll come to you, and we'll sort this thing out.
Believe me, I know that it's unfair and sexist,
You want to come and meet some people?
I'm really off the booze, and God knows that's better.
How did he do it exactly? Was it like this, or was it like...?
And now he's going to get it.
Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now.
And, yes, very.
they'll manage to lose a letter if you send it to them.
- Why not? - You don't look like someone
you being the newest in Stepford.
Fred! Fred!
It's... It's very good around the eyes, you...
Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine.
But this is a pretty quiet town.
Is it everything you expected?
- Oh, my God, look out! - Watch out!
Well, certainly, you and Fred can walk around at night.
But what fascinates me is,
Well, we all know what we're here for, so who's gonna be the first genius?
Some of them moved away,
- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry...
I thought we were frueds Hee hee
I lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist.
Well, that all seems very straightforward.
No, it's OK.
They teach courses in misfiling at those places.
And I mean, if they're way above average or any good at all,
Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person.
- because it's full of it, you know. - I know.
Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush.
I'll tell you. Thanks.
than he does about me,
Why don't you give it a chance.
You've had the wrong idea all the time.
I thought I blighted your adolescence.
Did you get a look at the food?
I played backgammon. I played Scrabble with the goddamn kids.
And that was Mrs Frank.
Why do they call you "Dis"?
OK, let's move.
Oh, no. Walter, tell him. I'm just awful on names.
before I pay off the mortgage.
We have the first Chinese restaurant in Fairfield County.
- Well, hi, you two. - Hi.
Oh, God.
- Have a sing-along. - A sing-along.
If I can't do it, my wife, Charmaine, will.
Yes. Yes. This, it's wonderful.
Mommy.
Don't you remember what this stuff does to you?
Dave wouldn't miss.
You're very honest. That's what I like about you. It's awful.
I give up on you.
on the floor. And you've got numbers, and everybody circles...
but we're not supposed to delve quite so specifically into housework.
- We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers.