Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Last house on Snowflake Lane. - You're sure, now?
I'm really off the booze, and God knows that's better.
And I mean, if they're way above average or any good at all,
Charmaine won't hear of him going back.
Don't you remember what this stuff does to you?
- Are you out of your mind? - No.
but maybe if we're lucky, we can get into something more constructive.
I lost my virginity to a trustworthy chemist.
If I can't do it, my wife, Charmaine, will.
I'll tell you. Thanks.
I mean, it's best for the kids.
Well, certainly, you and Fred can walk around at night.
Dallas is over two times as big as El Paso,
But what fascinates me is,
- because it's full of it, you know. - I know.
Well, what's that supposed to mean?
you ring me, I'll come to you, and we'll sort this thing out.
- We may have started something. - I'll drink to that, cheers.
Why don't you give it a chance.
You're very honest. That's what I like about you. It's awful.
Oh, no. Walter, tell him. I'm just awful on names.
I played backgammon. I played Scrabble with the goddamn kids.
Mommy.
- Yes, very. - Good, good.
Is it everything you expected?
on the floor. And you've got numbers, and everybody circles...
It's... It's very good around the eyes, you...
Well, I think that she had sort of an accident. Come on, now.
...I just didn't want to be the first one to admit it.
You see, doctor, my problem is that, given complete freedom of choice,
And, yes, very.
that turns us into hausfraus, drones, whatever you want to call it.
Did you get a look at the food?
- Oh, my God. - I'm sorry...
Poor, Carol. She's such a nice person.
- Oh, my God, look out! - Watch out!
I thought I blighted your adolescence.
they'll manage to lose a letter if you send it to them.
But this is a pretty quiet town.
you being the newest in Stepford.
Fred! Fred!
How did he do it exactly? Was it like this, or was it like...?
They teach courses in misfiling at those places.
And that was Mrs Frank.
than he does about me,
- Why not? - You don't look like someone
Look, I've been doing a little research, OK?
For a bachelor, old Dis must be quite a catch.
I give up on you.
Dave wouldn't miss.
Why, look at you, for heaven's sakes.
Yes. Yes. This, it's wonderful.
I thought we were frueds Hee hee
You want to come and meet some people?
And we're not after you to change your whole lifestyle,
And now he's going to get it.
- Have a sing-along. - A sing-along.
Like those good old days when Playboy used the airbrush.
and I gotta pay for a new mailbox for the Van Sants.
before I pay off the mortgage.
Now, what can I tell you girls?
for a woman with interests other than purely family
Why the hell do you do this in public?
and this guy is still in New York, then he's our man.
OK, let's move.
Lot of very nice houses, like your own.
from when you were born until now.
There must have been 50 of us there.
- Well, hi, you two. - Hi.
- You sure? - We're fine.
Well, that all seems very straightforward.
Some of them moved away,
We have the first Chinese restaurant in Fairfield County.
Boy, am I game!
Oh, God.
- You're getting me all soapy. - I'm just trying to get the facts straight.
Look, if there's anything else you need, please call.
It's something I can't put off at this short notice,
Oh, my, of course, it doesn't compare to mine.
Why do they call you "Dis"?
No, it's OK.
Believe me, I know that it's unfair and sexist,
but we're not supposed to delve quite so specifically into housework.
Well, we all know what we're here for, so who's gonna be the first genius?
Just go wherever you feel safe.
You've had the wrong idea all the time.