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I'll be right back, you guys.
You think I was so terrible?
which is called... which are called Jew shoes.
to run as background when I read some poems
[thump]
Ow! Ha ha ha ha!
and thank you for letting me stay here.
It's a testosterone blocker.
They have this weird rift with their family
I forgot. I forgot.
♪ Please don't take my feeling ♪
because this is so gross.
and I will soften out.
I know. I know. I know.
just, like, not right now,
uh, my whole life.
Mom. Mom, breathe.
definitely something
All right, I'm going to, uh...
Okay. [Laughing]
there are more blankets down the hall.
What about this?
I'm sorry. I have to go take a shower.
You guys had it pretty good.
You can't cry when you babysit.
I feel like I haven't had a chance
who wants to go to graduate school.
You don't seem to understand that.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
- How are you? - Good, good.
And it is like "Fuck you, buddy.
that I'm running for a seat on the condo board?
And there's, like, a glass window here.
to, like, breathe
No, no. I'm just trying to come up with these clips
so that you could hear them coming.
Go get cunt? Is that a phrase?
No.
that's been working its way...
about a bevy of broads in my house, huh?
There's this thing with my family.
Yeah, but I... I woke up this morning. I saw this,
[chuckling]
- Can we talk? - Oh, hi, baby doll.
Yeah, uh, we... we stopped, and we just...
[moaning continues]
Other people throw babies in dumpsters.
I'm trying to...
I'm not telling you.
- There he is. - Hey.
I, uh, I... I want... I want a baby.
Shelly: Your grandma
[hawking]
You can, um, you can see me.
Well, um, you know,
I love you.
You know what I'm s... That's all I'm saying.