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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Yes, Mr. Whitworth.
Okay.
this small parcel of land,
to so many gross, old men,
See, he's getting to you just like he's getting to me.
- Yeah. - ♪ Will he be here forever ♪
DARRYL: Oh, geez.
Thank you.
because we know it's there now.
But I was wrong.
I just wanted to say a little bit more
You're not, like, actually going.
♪ ♪
Bye.
They are, actually.
♪ And that is how they get food. ♪
Darryl has been stalking my entire life.
and we thought that you might have something to do with it
This is who we've been waiting for?
- (mouths) - Oh. (chuckles)
(man talking indistinctly over phone)
Shame on me...
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
What's wrong, Karen?
♪ What's his deal? What's his deal? ♪
Sirs, what you need is someone who will bury that cemetery.
- Honey, what are you doing? - I'm here to help.
(chuckling)
I have to go.
I don't know, those words sound a little advanced for Josh.
Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you.
You know what, this is gonna be great.
Peanut allergies, my son has that.
In fact, she's so devoted to her job,
Cover me in honey and blindfold me.
and I feel awful about it.
You mean you love something about me.
because of our generous return policy;
I mean, can we make it Karen, if it's not Karen?
Thank you, guys.
(laughs)
Wow. You're amazing.
if you're gonna terminate anyone, let it be me...
Your parents must be amazing.
Who?
Please, I beg you. I'm begging you.
- We got to go! - Why?
My marriage is a shambles *shambles*
and the security guard breath off my body.
Great... what?
doop, doople dee doop,
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
♪ And finally be heard ♪
Okay, I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in.
You really went above and beyond.
And, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time today.
I shouldn't let his needle puncture our love bubble.
(groans softly)
- Reports my carb intake. - Oh, my God.
you have to employ me first.
- Boom! - Ooh.
I played right wing for Stanford.
- ♪ ♪ - (laughing)
♪ Who's the new guy? ♪
You bought the firm? You sold it and he... No.
(both laugh)
Oh. George, you're fired.
I just got us a massive meeting with a massive client tomorrow morning.
No, I know, but this is really important.
but the cemetery over here is blocking you
and you were trying to take my mind off things.
Nothing. It's a deadline that Nathaniel's obsessed with
I don't eat fries.
He is a... terrible, terrible...
- Uh-huh. - I have been dreaming