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this small parcel of land,
(chuckling)
(man talking indistinctly over phone)
- (mouths) - Oh. (chuckles)
doop, doople dee doop,
if you're gonna terminate anyone, let it be me...
You know what, this is gonna be great.
Darryl has been stalking my entire life.
(laughs)
I played right wing for Stanford.
(both laugh)
Who?
- Uh-huh. - I have been dreaming
Sirs, what you need is someone who will bury that cemetery.
Good. Thanks, babe. Thank you.
- ♪ ♪ - (laughing)
See, he's getting to you just like he's getting to me.
He is a... terrible, terrible...
Great... what?
- Reports my carb intake. - Oh, my God.
My marriage is a shambles *shambles*
I don't know, those words sound a little advanced for Josh.
Peanut allergies, my son has that.
and I feel awful about it.
They are, actually.
you have to employ me first.
and you were trying to take my mind off things.
I don't eat fries.
- Honey, what are you doing? - I'm here to help.
♪ And that is how they get food. ♪
Bye.
You bought the firm? You sold it and he... No.
You're not, like, actually going.
and the security guard breath off my body.
And, well, gentlemen, thank you so much for your time today.
You really went above and beyond.
because of our generous return policy;
Nothing. It's a deadline that Nathaniel's obsessed with
Oh. George, you're fired.
Wow. You're amazing.
I just wanted to say a little bit more
You mean you love something about me.
♪ I have no underlying issues to address ♪
I mean, can we make it Karen, if it's not Karen?
This is who we've been waiting for?
I have to go.
♪ What's his deal? What's his deal? ♪
Shame on me...
♪ And finally be heard ♪
In fact, she's so devoted to her job,
Please, I beg you. I'm begging you.
and we thought that you might have something to do with it
I just got us a massive meeting with a massive client tomorrow morning.
but the cemetery over here is blocking you
No, I know, but this is really important.
to so many gross, old men,
Thank you.
Thank you, guys.
Okay.
♪ Who's the new guy? ♪
DARRYL: Oh, geez.
♪ ♪
♪ I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed ♪
because we know it's there now.
Yes, Mr. Whitworth.
But I was wrong.
(groans softly)
- Boom! - Ooh.
I shouldn't let his needle puncture our love bubble.
What's wrong, Karen?
Cover me in honey and blindfold me.
- We got to go! - Why?
Okay, I don't like new things. I don't like it when new people come in.
Your parents must be amazing.
- Yeah. - ♪ Will he be here forever ♪