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- The fat won't have time to show. - It won't?
Well, you told him to call day or night.
On Mars, Rose! My first lover.
- Girls, we can't drink plain milk. - Why not?
Dump him, Rose. He's driftwood.
...but it's all part of my job.
Come on, now. After 35 years, there must have been some surprises.
...until nine months later when the baby came.
Honey, sometimes you have to stretch the truth.
a 60% discount on day-old danish DAY OLD DANISH?
I can go out to dinner, and in the middle of the meal,
One of those times I really miss having a man around.
- No! - Yes!
...that it wasn't some colossal joke, you know?
No one wants me. I can't afford not to work.
Where does it go in the meantime?
No, I can't believe he's calling at this hour!
I am so glad that my date with Barry is tomorrow.
Wait a minute. We're eating dessert. We can't start with dessert.
"Thank you for being a friend"
Oh, Barry Glick.
That's great. If she learns to catch a Frisbee in her teeth,
- Honey, did Barry call? - Not that I know of.
I think it's the heat.
Oh, no, Dorothy. Milton's from the center.
laid off from your job at Grief Counseling.
- And no more tears. - All right. Bye.
On each side.