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I just want to be svelte for Barry
I think it's the gin.
Good afternoon.
No. It always takes a few days before it shows.
but it was five years before I knew what made your eyes go back in your head.
Not even close!
Oh, Dorothy, I see you met Milton.
Hello, hello. Hi, Blanche. How are you, sweet Mother?
What I mean is... I had never seen a man before.
What about your father? You mean, you never saw your father?
With me, the minute it goes in my mouth, I balloon up.
We have something to talk to you about. We are worried about you.
Oh boy, did I have the hots for him!
Well, how is that possible? Another man showed up?
You probably haven't noticed, but I've put on three pounds.
- Why, oh, why, can't grief take a holiday? - Oh, it does, Rose, it does.
Oh, I know it. You're right. It's just terrible.
It was really very nice,
She's been out of work for over a week.
Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset?
I'm as jumpy as a virgin at a prison rodeo.
I haven't forgotten, Dorothy. I've just been too busy to start looking.
- We're out of pepperoni! - Did you call Dan Rather?
- Oh, pleased to meet you, Milton. - Likewise.
He says he wants to get together next week!
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