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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No offense to Rose, but I'm glad she wasn't here when I dropped by today.
It’s your friend, Milton!!!
- That could be an appetizer. - Well, this is good.
I couldn't do it. I'd been a housewife for 32 years.
If I get up in the middle of the night, I eat.
Ma, you don't have to make excuses. If you don't want chicken,
my pants are cutting off my circulation so bad, my feet are turning blue.
Currently seeking work
- she can get work as a golden retriever. - Oh.
and a 60% employee discount on day-old Danish.
Oh, Rose.
those miserable people can find other sources of help.
He was talking about milking cows in Minnesota!
- Day-old Danish. - Yeah!
- This is all food that would have spoiled. - Oh, boy.
- Oh, honey, are you just devastated? - Oh, hey, what the hell?
Still at the rodeo, Blanche?
Tomorrow I am seeing Barry Glick for the first time in 35 years.
My father? Oh, no! My father?
for a root beer float to make me feel better.
- Yes! - And?
but all that time that you spend with those pathetic wimps from the center,
- We can all go back to bed. - No, wait. Rose, sit down.
Oh, yes. We were just getting acquainted.
- Oh, you don't... Oh, my God! - Easy, easy, easy, Rose.
Buried him.
- You bought chocolate cheesecake? - Just for an emergency.
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