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No one knows.
Don't worry about it. You can go in on mine.
It doesn't have to be like that.
that I made up when I was 11 for my daughter when I had her.
but really do it.
He is a god, and I tell him so every day.
I spent the next day sitting on a park bench watching children play.
Pregnant lady showin' her tits!
This is not the place to be frugal.
Still convinced that marriage plus baby equals death...
What about this one?
Like lottery winners or extremely successful people who are 27.
That's okay. She's adorable.
- It's a baby shower. - No, it's a cult.
were the perfect antidote to Laney's House of Humiliation.
Those things make so many public appearances, they need a booking agent.
the baby shower.
- Seriously, what did you get her? - Seriously. They're pastel.
- But if you... - I shaved my Barbie's head.
Charlotte sweetie, don't forget our gift.
Once they isolate you from the herd, it's all over.
Here. This one's on sale, half off.
Mindy.
- I missed you guys. - Us?
I've been talking to your friend Charlotte. She's great.
How tacky is it to give the mother-to-be a fistful of cash?
- I thought your name was Charlotte. - No, it's not my name.
and sacrifice themselves to the same cause... babies.