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It made me laugh so hard.

Take your sick ass in the hospital.

A good friend doesn't do that.

So you know, I spoke to this this nurse.

- Is there any discernible difference? - What?

I think, "Hey, you must park cars for a living."

It's really easy.

You never see the baby again, and it's your baby.

Sometimes, though, it's not such a great job.

You're having a good time in the hospital!

What are you doing,

He'll be here in 10 minutes.

Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?

What are you doing? You bumped into my car!

I went to medical school. I know.

Do you understand what I'm saying?

I got that 10th anniversary present.

What, the same one twice?

Oh, yeah yeah, that's honest.

Funny you should mention that.

- Oh, I got some good news, too. - You do?

Every... I mean, does it ever end with this lady?

I mean, you know, white guys, they love that shit.

Did it again, huh?

Oh, I don't know. Why should I?

- And? - And what?

you fucking asshole!

So as he's telling the story, he starts crying...

Just call before 7:00.

They don't look anything alike.

You know, I took Renee home, you know. We stopped and uh...

- No. - Okay, 'cause that's my baby.

Yeah, I know, but then it's all changed.

Why? It would be a nice 10th anniversary present for me.

You must have said something because Bernie is looking for you

Okay, use your judgment, whatever you think.

He deserves some constructive criticism.