Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No, I'm not too old for it, believe me. It was a fluke.

I don't feel comfortable with you calling my dad.

"Ladies Home Journal" from 2001.

- All right, what's his number? - 310-858...

It's a bug, a bug. I had a bug on me.

Don't answer it. I don't want to talk to her.

So you want me to get a doll for Betty?

It's full all the time.

who wants to take my valet ticket?

Piece of shit, how dare you?!

- What do you say to me? - Keep me waiting.

- No, you wouldn't. - I would too have.

Two different ones.

There we go. There you go.

- Biracial? Really? - Yeah, absolutely.

'cause he wants to kick your ass.

I gave it to him. He'll read it and get back to you.

Anytime I see a black man in a tie and a suit,

the guy was coming after me with a tire iron.

Yeah, I'm not the valet.

I'm not complaining. I'm just... just making an observation.

It is possible for black people to have other jobs.

I don't know whether I would ever want to have intercourse

You shouldn't have took them off.

You don't think I could beat him in a race?

No black man don't want a toy car.

No, I don't even need the alarm on.

- It's right that way. - Okay.

This is ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with me.

you really need to do something about that.

You finally got to meet him.