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SO? SO IT'S A WASTE OF TIME.
AT LEAST YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE A BOY.
BECAUSE IT SMELLS LIKE A LOCKER ROOM IN HERE.
SO, I SEE YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE FOR BREAKFAST.
HEY, PHONE AGAIN.
YOU ARE ONE CLICK AWAY FROM "CASABLANCA."
YEAH. I'M JUST SO USED TO NOT HAVING BEEN ANYWHERE.
I FOUND OUT, NO THANKS TO YOU.
TANNA?
I DID HER SECOND-FLOOR REMODEL ABOUT A YEAR AGO.
YOU'RE YELLING AT ED. AH, ED BUGS ME.
OH, THE DRAFT THING WAS LUKE'S.
THE NAME DAVEY.
AND "B,"
YES, SURE. WHY NOT?
SO SHE REALLY KNOWS YOUR MOTHER.
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOD.
HANG ON TO THIS. WE'LL PAGE YOU WHEN THE TABLE'S READY.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
LIKE MY LITTLE BROTHER, BRIAN.
WHICH MEANS I THOUGHT I'D STILL BE IN A RELATIONSHIP.
AND FIGURE IT OUT ON HER OWN.
EMILY WOULD HATE IT.
HE'LL LIKE THAT YOU CARED ENOUGH TO CONFIRM.
WELL, I'M GARDENING.
IT'S THE AVERY. IT'S TOO EXTRAVAGANT.
JUST KEEP IN MIND THAT ANYTHING YOU SEE HERE
IT COULD GO ON FOREVER. WELL, JUST SHOOT ME NOW.
I HAVE TOLD MYSELF OVER AND OVER, "LOOK AT HER.
HE DROVE ME CRAZY MY WHOLE LIFE,
WHAT?
OH. NO.
THAT GOES INTO EVERY MEAL
NO, I LIKE HIM FINE.
I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE.
BUT THE MASSIVE ANKLES FREAK HIM OUT.
MOM, I NEVER TOLD HER SHE COULDN'T WORK FOR YOU.
OKAY.
YOU DID IT JUST BEFORE HUMPHREY BOGART
THIS IS THRILLING.
OKAY, LET'S JUST ALL CALM DOWN FOR A SEC.
THANKS FOR THE SAVE. NO PROBLEM.
JUST TENDING MY BULBS.
THERE'S THE GUT.
PROBABLY PONDERING MY ANECDOTE ABOUT URINE MINTS.
AND THE SMELL OF THE GLUE.
OH, YEAH.
YOU SHOULD TAKE A LOOK NEXT TIME YOU'RE THERE.
DID I DO SOMETHING THAT --
EVERYWHERE YOU TURN, THERE'S GLITTER OR SEASHELLS
YOU'RE NOT THAT CYNICAL. I AM TODAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW I FOUND OUT.
I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY MET SOMEONE
I THOUGHT COLGATE WAS AN INSANE NAME,
OKAY. YEAH?
SHE IS SO THROWING UP ON THE WAY HOME.
START AGAIN.
SHAKE IT OFF. SHAKE IT OFF.
OKAY. SURE.
WHICH MAKES SENSE SINCE IT'S IN THE ASHTRAY NEXT TO YOU.
TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE.
I'M SITTING ON THESE TICKETS,
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. FORGET IT. I AM NOT GONNA RACE --
AND PEOPLE WERE SO SURE
"SWEET" DOES NOT MEAN "BAD BUTT."
SO DO YOURSELVES A FAVOR -- GET A JUMP ON "TENDER IS THE NIGHT."
I KNOW YOU'VE NEVER REALLY DATED.
EMILY? HOW?
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HE SAID, BUT IT'S GOING TO BE $4,000.
I'LL WAIT.
ON OUR EVERY MOVE ON A DAILY BASIS?
I PROMISE YOU, I HAVEN'T BEEN IN CONTACT
GOOD. JUST --
I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:30.
Dodging my mothers phone calls isn’t a movie night rule… It’s an always rule!
MOM. I HAVE TO GO.
OH, STUDYING. SLEEP, HOPEFULLY. A RARITY IN MY DORM ROOM.
REALLY, LASSIE? WHY IS THAT?
NATALIE HERSELF DIDN'T KNOW UNTIL ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR AGO.