Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

MY MOTHER FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU BEING PREGNANT.
WAIT, HAVE SOME PIZZA AND TELL MAMA ALL ABOUT YOUR DAY.
SO YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT ANAGLYPTA WALLPAPER?
TERRIFIC.
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
IT'S NOT LIKE AN OFFICIAL CLUB OR ANYTHING. THERE'S NO HATS.
I'M GONNA CALL ALL THESE PEOPLE
HERE ARE THEIR NAMES.
THAT FACT HAS BEEN PRETTY WELL ESTABLISHED.
I BOUGHT TICKETS FOR NICOLE 'CAUSE SHE'S A YANKEES FAN.
SORRY. DID I WIN?
WAS RELATIONSHIP NUMBER TWO.
I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE OF MORE HELP,
AND MINIMIZE DISTRACTION.
NO, DON'T.
THANK YOU. IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU ALL.
YOU CAN'T SIT HERE FOR THREE SECONDS WITHOUT RORY.
RIGHT. I MEAN, WE'RE NOT WARRING OR ANYTHING.
I RAN DOWN TO THE DINING HALL IN MY PAJAMAS AND BUNNY SLIPPERS,
ALL WEEKEND, PROBABLY. ESPECIALLY SATURDAY NIGHT.
IT'S THAT BASEBALL CAP I HAVE ISSUES WITH.
VERY SAD -- SHELLEY WINTERS DROWNS.
THAN TALKING ABOUT A GOOD BOOK OR A BAD BOOK
ABOUT ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY AND MAKING AMENDS.
AND YOU FORGOT TO LOOK FOR YOUR LIP GLOSS. JUST FOR A SECOND.
WHY? BECAUSE THIS IS A DINER.
BETTER, MOM?
SO THE LONELY PEOPLE WOULD HAVE SOMEONE TO TALK TO?
TOTALLY.
UH, NO, I HAVEN'T.
LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE. HOW'S SCHOOL?
THIS IS A FORUM FOR ALL OF US TO AIR OUR GRIEVANCES
NICE TO MEET YOU.
VERY "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE" WITH A TWIST.
OVER 100 YEARS AGO,
YOU'VE BEEN STOMPING AROUND, BARKING AT PEOPLE FOR DAYS.
WE CANNOT AFFORD THAT BENCH.
TO RUIN MY SHIRT?
I WANT YOU TO MEET THE BREAKFAST CREW.
STOP IT AND SIT DOWN.
I REALIZE HE HAS TO KNOW
BUT WHEN I SAW YOU SHOW UP LIKE THAT,
YOU CAN'T MISS IT. JUST FOLLOW THE LOVE.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SIT AROUND AND TALK ABOUT BOOKS AND GET GRADED ON IT.
"CASABLANCA." NO.
MY BELLE AND SEBASTIAN T-SHIRT WAS IN THE GARBAGE.
THOSE PUSH-UPS ARE FOR YOU AND YOU ALONE.
HE CARRIES A BOTTLE OF WATER AROUND ALL THE TIME.
OH, AND JUST YOU WAIT TILL SPRING.
WHEN MY FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH,
IT'LL BE $4,000. TAMSIN CORBALLY CALLED.
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD. THIS BENCH IS $15,000.
I DOUBT I'LL BE SPEAKING TO HER IN THE FUTURE.
THAT'S JUST WRONG. I THINK YOU SHOULD QUIT SCHOOL IN PROTEST.
DID I TELL YOU WE'RE GONNA HAVE HORSES?
I'LL BE BACK.
LORELAI, YOU KNOW VERY WELL OUR DINNERS DO NOT WORK LIKE THAT.
BARRING ORDERING A SPOUSE OFF THE INTERNET.
YES, IT'S A MIRACLE. COME INSIDE, LORELAI.
OKAY.
BUT WE MADE UP THE DRAFT.
WHAT DID YOU DO? DID YOU ASK HIM OUT?
OH! OH!
AND THEN, LATER, WHEN JANET HAD CLIMBED OUT THE WINDOW,
WHO LIKES THE WORD "BOURGEOIS" SO MUCH.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU THIS.
AND THEN THE RESULTING ARGUMENT WAKES EVERYBODY UP, AND --
OF SOMEONE GRUNTING OUT CRUNCHES IN THE COMMON ROOM!
IT'S BIG.
I HAVE TO TELL YOU, LUKE, I AM NEVER ACCEPTING ANYTHING FREE FROM YOU AGAIN.
WHEN PEOPLE GO TO THE BATHROOM AND DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS
LET'S SEE THAT.
WHAT DID YOU DO?
NO, THAT'S NOT BETTER.
YOU SHOULD GIVE IT A SHOT. YOU'RE IN COLLEGE NOW.
AND SEND HER OUT TO TELL THE ENTIRE CAMPUS,
SO MAYBE I'VE NEVER DATED, BUT YOU HAVEN'T EITHER.