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IF SHE'S BLEEDING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD,

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING HERE.

PLEASE? I'LL TRY.

I'LL BE RIGHT OUT, PARIS. HURRY UP.

WHERE? ANYWHERE.

IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.

* ANY, ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO *

OH, WELL...TOM CALLED.

YOU ALL LOOK GOOD. THINGS ARE GOOD?

SO I PUT MY PURSE ON THE SEAT AND I PUT THE KEYS IN THE CAR.

MY FUTURE LOOKS VERY GRIM.

WE HAVE NO COMPLAINTS AND PLENTY OF MONEY.

JUST [SIGHS] NATALIE KNOWS MY MOTHER.

WE NEED TO GET SITUATED. ARE YOU ALL SITUATED?

HAD VERY DIFFERENT PHILOSOPHIES.

WELL, WE JUST HAD A LOT OF BOOKS TO GO THROUGH.

GREAT, BABETTE.

I LOVE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE." JACK THE DOG.

OR THE PURPLE, PURPLE, PURPLE GUY.

SO THEY'RE URINE MINTS.

IT'S NOT EVEN MY LIFE. IT'S SOOKIE'S LIFE.

WHAT ELSE HAVE I GOT TO DO?

BOY, YOU'RE A REAL MASTER OF FEAR, THERE, ED.

YEAH. HELLO. I AM GARDENING.

IS WHAT MEXICAN? THE CHOCOLATE.

YES. I WAS JUST THERE. DUH.

FROM MY CURRENT EMPTINESS AND SENSE OF LOSS.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

I'M LOOKING AT ANAGLYPTA WALLPAPER.

AND IF SHE KEEPS THIS UP, I AM NOT GONNA BE RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT HAPPENS.

SORT OF WISHING YOU'D READ A LOT OF DATING ARTICLES?

I'M GOING TO CALL NATALIE THE MINUTE I GET HOME.

I'M TALKING ABOUT NATALIE ZIMMERMAN. NATALIE?

Paris: YOU CAN AT LEAST OPEN A WINDOW.

IT IS. LOOK AT THAT.

I DO RESPECT THE RULES OF YOUR DINER.

I SAW "MR. AND MRS. BRIDGE."

ARE YOU GOING TO TRACK DOWN THE INFORMANT AND HAVE HIM SHOT?

IF NOT HIM, ARE THERE ANY OTHER GUYS ON THE HORIZON?

HEY, WHAT -- GET OFF THAT PHONE!

MOM, PLEASE, TELL ME HOW YOU FOUND OUT.

YOU DID NOT DATE. YOU HAD A RELATIONSHIP.

HI, MOM. YOU'LL PAY.

IT MAKES IT REAL.

WHERE IS LINDSAY SIDNEY GREENBUSH?

SO THERE WAS AN AGREEMENT.

IT GOT MY HAND! IT GOT MY HAND!

BUT IF IT'S GOOD, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME, OKAY?

SHE RETALIATED BY GLUING SHUT THE OPENING OF PARIS' GLUE GUN.

ON MY GOOD SHEETS.

I TOLD YOU -- EARPLUGS.

I JUST REMEMBERED I LEFT SOMETHING IN THE CAR, SO I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

IN FACT, ON YOUR NEXT DATE, TELL HIM ABOUT YOUR BAD DATE.

HE FELL ASLEEP DURING "HARDBODIES."

LOOK, I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO EMILY IN MONTHS.

BUT I THINK, FOR THE MOST PART, A GIRL'S GOT TO HUNT A LITTLE.

ONE BALANCE BALL.

ANY PARTIES GOING ON?

I THINK I JUST FOUND A NEW DESIGNER FOR THE INN.

HAVING EXPECTATIONS ALSO GIVES YOU SOMETHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO.

I FEEL IT HERE.

AND RUN IN CIRCLES FOR AN HOUR LIKE A GREYHOUND IS SELFISH.

[ MUSIC PLAYING ]

HONEY, YOU HAVE TO RELAX.

YOUR FUN BAD-DATE ANECDOTES.

I'LL RACE YOU. WHAT?

AS HOW YOU CONDUCT YOURSELF ACADEMICALLY.

OH! YOU BULBED ME!

TALKED A LITTLE MORE.

WHY DID YOU ANSWER THE PHONE?

AND THEY HIRE THIS YOUNG LOCAL STUD

HI, MOM. WHAT'S UP?

NO, NO. YOU DID NOTHING. YOU'VE BEEN GREAT, REALLY.