Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

PERHAPS IT WOULD BE EASIER IF YOU JUST GAVE ME A LIST
SWALLOW. [ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
IT'S AN ALWAYS RULE.
DAVEY? YOU'RE NAMING HIM DAVEY?
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
AT LEAST GIVE NATALIE A CHANCE, OKAY?
MAYBE.
OKAY.
IT WAS TOTALLY HUMILIATING.
I ALMOST MISSED BREAKFAST.
SATURDAY NIGHT? SATURDAY NIGHT.
SO NAKED GUY'S NOT HOT?
I WASN'T THE ONE PASSED OUT IN THE HALLWAY, SO I HAD A BETTER SHOT.
I ALMOST MISSED BREAKFAST.
I WAS AIMING OVER THERE.
YES. WHY?
"WE ARE NOT NAMING OUR DAUGHTER AFTER A TOOTHPASTE."
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
SO NOW THAT I TALKED MYSELF BACK INTO A JOB,
THIS GUY ASKED ME TO TRY THIS RESTAURANT,
I CALLED HER TODAY ABOUT SPRUCING UP A ROOM FOR ME SHE DID A YEAR AGO,
WHEN I TALK ABOUT A BOOK, I GET REALLY HUNGRY -- STARVING.
THEN IT'LL JUST BE A LITTLE MORE FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
"DON'T WORRY. I'LL ASK YOU."
AND NATURALLY THE RADIO CAME ON, 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT DOES.
SOME INCREDIBLY IMPATIENT PERSON
OH, JUST BRING ME A DOUGHNUT,
OKAY. SO THIS IS OPTION NUMBER 4.
HEY, TWO IN MY HOMETOWN. NOW, THAT'S A GREAT TOWN.
WHY? BECAUSE BABETTE BOUGHT ME A BAG OF BULBS.
I'LL BE FINE TOMORROW.
WHAT A THREAT!
YOU SURE ARE PERSISTENT.
AND THE OTHER THREE TABLES ARE HERE FOR SUPPORT?
THE TRAIN WAS GOING TO BURST OFF THE SCREEN AND CRUSH THEM
WHY SHOULD YOU TAKE HIM SOMEWHERE ELSE?
YEAH. SORRY, BUT YEAH.
YOUR DAUGHTER CALLED AND SAID SHE WAS GOING TO BE LATE.
I WENT TO HER WEDDING.
IT WAS HUMILIATING BECAUSE I HAD TERRY-CLOTH RABBITS ON MY FEET.
TREVOR'S FINE. I'M MORONIC.
I ALWAYS TAKE ENOUGH FOR 10. I BLAME MY BROTHER.
HE'S SWEET.
DO YOU WANT TO BORROW SOMETHING?
YES, CUJO, YOU HAVE.
COLOR COMING OUT OF YOUR YIN-YANG!
WAIT, WAIT. JUST -- COME ON.
LUKE DANES, MRS. GILMORE.
IT'LL BE $4,000. JULIO THE LANDSCAPER CALLED.
GOOD.
COULD I -- JUST -- IT'S NEW.
HOW DID YOU FIND OUT, ANYWAY?
IT MIGHT MAKE THINGS MORE AWKWARD.
YOU NEED THE RADIO ON TO LOOK FOR YOUR LIP GLOSS?
AND I FEEL KIND OF WEIRD SHARING THINGS WITH HER.
YES. I LOVE DAVEY.
I'LL SEE YOU GIRLS TOMORROW.
I VOTE WE GET RID OF CRAFT CORNER.
I'LL PICK UP A COUPLE MOVIES. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO SEE?
GO AHEAD AND HIRE NATALIE.
OH, AND THE WHOLE DRAFT THING BACKFIRED.
RORY AND I WOULD RENT MOVIES, ORDER FOOD -- IT WAS OUR THING.
SO THE STABLES CAN'T BE TOO CLOSE TO THE GUESTS' BEDROOMS.
OH, UM...
YOU'RE EXAGGERATING.
DO YOU KNOW WHERE HE'S FROM, WHO HIS PARENTS ARE?
I'LL HAVE THE BURGERS TONIGHT AND THE CHINESE DURING THE WEEK.
SETTING YOUR ALARM FOR 5:30 IN THE MORNING
"SWEET" MEANS "SWEET."
BUT IF HE COMES BACK AND YOU'RE ON THE PHONE,
AND THEN WE MET NATALIE, AND SHE WAS PERFECT.
IT MIGHT BE FUN.
I WILL CEASE WORKING WITH HER.
OKAY, I MAY NOT BE THE WORLD'S BEST DATER, BUT I DO IT.
YOU'RE BEING PARANOID. OH, YEAH?
HOW ABOUT A PROFESSOR --
A VIDEO GAME WOULD BE NICE ALSO.
DATING'S THE WORST.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS.
WELL, I'M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT,
* AND I'LL BE THERE ON THE NEXT TRAIN *