Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

* OH, OH, OH
YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP ONE MORNING, WALK OUT, AND POW!
THEN MAYBE YOU'LL FINALLY GET A MAN.
THEY'VE DEVELOPED SOME SORT OF MOLD.
YOU SAY...
YEAH, HE DOES.
YOU'VE SEEN RORY EAT. SHE CANNOT MISS BREAKFAST.
HEY, LANE.
AND I ENJOYED "THE SNOWS OF KILIMANJARO" SO MUCH
HE'S SMART, AND HE TAKES MY SIDE IN THE DEBATES,
THAT'S HER STORY.
I FELT IT WITH RACHEL. I FELT IT WITH NICOLE.
ABOUT THE SAME SQUARE FOOTAGE AS THAT BOX THEY THREW McCAIN IN.
ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GO. HEY!
ABSOLUTELY -- MUCH BETTER. YOU NEED ANY HELP?
NO, IT'S JUST YOU AND YOUR MOTHER.
WELL, IT SEEMS THAT IF YOU LEAVE YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE MACHINE
SOOKIE... I DON'T KNOW IF I --
YES, BUT THEN THE NONCONTENDERS BECOME
AND SHE'S JUST GOT TO GO THROUGH IT
ED CRIES. I'M JUST HAVING A BAD DAY.
YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN "CASABLANCA"? ARE YOU KIDDING?
WOW. GOOD SESSION TODAY, HUH? IT WAS FINE.
IT'S THE ONLY FAIR THING.
LORELAI? YEAH?
IT FEATURED A TRAIN RUSHING TOWARD THE CAMERA,
MY ABILITY TO BE THIS SPARKLING CREATURE
WHAT TIME?
I HAVEN'T SENT HER A GIFT. HOW DOES THAT MAKE ME LOOK?
GOOD. SEE YOU, RORY.
ANYTHING AT ALL. "BONNIE AND CLYDE"?
THAT'S YOUR RULE?
* ANYWHERE THAT YOU TELL ME TO
WELL, I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE GOOD PARTS.
NOTHING.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
NO.
I LOVE THE SMITHS.
AND NOW I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS E-MAILS.
OKAY.
WE DO HAVE MONEY PROBLEMS.
HE NEEDS A DEPOSIT ON THE QUARTERSAWN OAK.
THAT'S JUST WEIRD.
ROOMMATES MEETING STARTS IN TWO MINUTES.
WHO DID YOU DATE? DEAN.
BYE, TREVOR.
WHERE THEY HAVE AN OPEN BOWL OF MINTS YOU GRAB ON YOUR WAY OUT.
WELL, WHY DON'T WE MEET FRIDAY, SAY, AROUND 2:00?
SO EVERY TIME I SAW YOU AFTER THAT, I JUST HID.
NO EXCEPTIONS DURING A TRUE CLASSIC.
WILL TAKE YOUR NICE, CLEAN CLOTHES OUT AND DUMP THEM.
OH, MY GOD. YOU'RE BEYOND MONK. YOU'RE UBERMONK.
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID THE SILVER THATCH INN. THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
SO, SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.
YOU HAD ME WITH DAD -- RELATIONSHIP.
MOM, ARE YOU THERE?
HOPEFULLY I WON'T NEED THESE.
PEOPLE KNOW I'M HERE A LOT.
OKAY, IF YOU SAY SO.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE CONVERSATION.
NO GOING TO THE BATHROOM.
A BAG OF BULBS TO PLANT BECAUSE YOU'RE LONELY,
BESIDES TALK ABOUT A REALLY GOOD BOOK?
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FINALLY PICKED A NAME.
MAYBE WE SHOULD GO.
THAT FEELS RIGHT.
OH, SO THE GUY'S A DUD?
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR? I DON'T KNOW.
NO MATTER HOW BORING AND SIMPLE IT MAY SEEM TO YOU.
YOU'RE AN ADULT NOW. THEY TREAT YOU LIKE AN ADULT IN COLLEGE.
BYE.
WOW. UM...OKAY.
JUST A GUY FROM MY ENGLISH CLASS.
AND MY MOTHER AND I DON'T EXACTLY HAVE
SHE COULD SAY THERE'S A DRAFT.
IN EMILY'S HANDS, THAT COULD BE A WEAPON.
YOU ASKED HIM OUT? TELL ME YOU DIDN'T ASK A BOY OUT.
WHETHER OR NOT YOU'RE JOINING US FOR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.
BOYS ARE SO MALLEABLE.
I'M ACTUALLY GOING ON A DATE. YOU ARE?
LORELAI, NO.
WE CAN EVEN DISTRESS IT
A LOT OF THEM DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS.
THEY'VE BEEN SHOPPING TOGETHER. IT'S A BOND.
HEY, UM...LOOK, NATALIE,
YOU'RE SURE? I'M SURE.
OH, WELL, I'M KIND OF --