Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

SO I ALWAYS KNOW SOMETHING IS COMING. OH, I DO?

IT'S PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE. DON'T LET YOUR ENEMY SLEEP. PUSH HIM TILL HE CRACKS.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?

SOMETIMES YOU ORDER DOUBLE CHEESE, SOMETIMES YOU DON'T.

I'D JUST HAVE SPENT A LOT OF BAD NIGHTS AT TONY ROMA'S.

WE KEEP BUMPING MENUS, AND MY NECK ALREADY HURTS

I THOUGHT IT'D BE NICE IF WE WENT TO A GAME TOGETHER.

BECAUSE IT COULD GET BACK TO MY MOTHER.

I FEEL A TAD SILLY EVEN MENTIONING IT,

THAT'S UP TO YOU.

CHOKE ON A HOT DOG WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.

AND THAT'S AWKWARD, AND SHE CAN'T THINK OF WHAT TO SAY NEXT,

MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, DOESN'T IT?

THEN YOU HAVE AN ANECDOTE FOR YOUR NEXT DATE.

YOU NEED TO SQUISH AROUND A LITTLE.

IT'S A SMALL WORLD, ISN'T IT?

RORY, YOU'RE IN YALE, NOT AMSTERDAM.

SO RORY'S NOT HERE YET?

RORY'S LOOKING FOR HER BLACK CONVERSE,

HIS GREAT-GRANDMOTHER'S NAME.

-who's this? -who's this?

THE "WORLD'S GRUMPIEST DINER GUY" TITLE FROM MEL.

SHE CRACKED AND SAID SHE'D MADE YOU CERTAIN PROMISES.

I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

RORY'S RIGHT. THE BOOK'S ABOUT A GUY WHO CAN'T SLEEP WITH THE WOMAN HE LOVES.

JUST BRING IT WITH YOU, OKAY? THANKS.

MORE ABOUT THAT GENERATION'S LOSS OF FAITH IN LOVE?

NOW, THEY'RE GONNA HAVE A NICE MUSK.

AND TELL THEM NEVER TO CALL ME HERE AGAIN.

YOU WIN, I MOVE MY CRAFTS AREA TO RORY'S AND MY ROOM.

I ENJOYED WORKING WITH YOUR MOTHER,

I'LL CALL YOU BACK LATER. BYE.

THEN HE STARTED TO FEEL THE SAME DRAFT AND CAME OVER TO MY SIDE.

NATALIE'S NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING.

BUT PUT SOME SPRINKLES ON IT, OKAY?

SHE GOT A GREAT DEAL, AND I'M STARVING.

THAT COULD HAVE BEEN VERY UGLY, HUH?

OH, I KNOW THAT. I DON'T WANT HER TO KNOW THAT.

IF YOU GO, YOU MISS THE MOVIE, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT PAUSING.

WHEN THEY SHOWED THE FIRST MOTION PICTURE

UH, EXCUSE ME, GUYS. I WANT YOU ALL TO MEET RORY.

WHY CAN'T YOU RESPECT THE RULES OF MY DINER?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SOUNDS GOOD. OKAY.

I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT, I GOT IT!

WELL, WITH ME, IT'S TRUE.

I'M CUTTING IT KIND OF CLOSE HERE.

THEN IT IS HEMINGWAY'S PAL SCOTT FITZGERALD,

WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO PROBLEM PAYING FULL PRICE.

TO FIGHT IN THE TRENCHES OF THE FIRST WORLD WAR.

HI. IS HE BACK YET? NO.

OKAY, BUT YOU CAN'T SQUISH DURING THE MOVIE,

I'M SORRY. YOU NEVER LIKED THIS SHIRT.

AND, AS YOU WOULD SAY, SHE BLEW ME OFF.

BUT IT WAS A TOTALLY CASUAL THING.

STANDING HERE BEFORE YOU --

I'VE NEVER HAD THIS FEELING BEFORE.

WHICH WAS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SONGS IN JUNIOR HIGH.

LISTEN, NATIONAL VELVET,

IT'S NEW TO ME.

WE'VE SWITCHED SUBJECTS, IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING.

OH, POOR THING.

WHAT WAS THAT? I WAS TAKING IT OUTSIDE.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO THIS WEEKEND?

OH. WELL, IT HAPPENS TO ME ALL THE TIME.

DID YOU KNOW ABOUT URINE MINTS? WHAT?

AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SPEAK TO HER -- EVER.