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BUT DATING IS HOW YOU GET TO KNOW YOUR POTENTIAL PARTNER.

WELL, THANK HIM FOR ME, TOO. I'D BETTER GO.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

BUT I THINK I HAVE TO.

I'VE GOT FIVE MINUTES. WHERE'S THE PIZZA?

I WAS MEMORIZING "MEAT IS MURDER."

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ] HERE WE GO.

I'D LIKE TO START BY SAYING THAT NO ONE HERE IS ON TRIAL.

ED, JUST GO TO THE GAME AND ENJOY IT, OKAY?

HONEY, ARE YOU OKAY? THERE GOES THE PHONE RULE.

WELL, THAT NIGHT WAS REALLY HUMILIATING,

HI. YOU READY TO GO?

OH. MY HOUSE, 8:00. WE HAVE SUCH WORK TO DO.

I'M SO SORRY I'M LATE, GRANDMA.

THE PROPERTY HAS STABLES, SO WHY NOT?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? NOTHING.

TOMORROW NIGHT IS USUALLY MOVIE NIGHT.

THERE GOES OUR FLOW.

CHARLIE TRIED THE SAME TRICKS ON OUR BOYS AT KHE SANH,

HOW WOULD I KNOW? IT WOULD SAY SO ON THE WRAPPER.

I'M FINE HOW I AM.

JANET DOES HAVE A POINT THERE.

BUT HE DOESN'T KNOW IT'S GOING TO BE A BOY,

I CAN'T GO ANYWAY.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

WHERE I CAN EAT ANYTHING I WANT, AND TODAY'S CRAZY DAY.

YEAH. NO MONEY PROBLEMS OR PROBLEMS OF ANY KIND.

DON'T WORRY. I'M LOOKING OUT FOR YOUR MOM.

HEY, I HAVE AN IDEA.

[ ANDY GIBB'S "SHADOW DANCING" PLAYS ]

WHAT? JUST ONE MORE THING.

WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST THROW THEM OUT?

I'M JUST SICK OF YOUR CONSTANT NEGATIVITY!

THEN HE WOULD KNOW WE WERE GONNA HAVE A BOY,

SAW INGRID BERGMAN FOR THE FIRST TIME.

THIS MEETING IS ABOUT HEALING, IT IS ABOUT REDEMPTION,

SHE SAID YOU DID.

WELL, I CAME OUT HERE, AND I COULDN'T FIND IT.

I BROKE MY OWN RULE. I ASKED FOR IT.

WELL, HE'S OKAY WITH THE STOMACH,

WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

YES, 'CAUSE WHEN YOU MAKE PLANS, THEN YOU HAVE EXPECTATIONS,

A LOT! BUT YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE!

AND NOW I FINALLY HAVE A GROWN-UP EXCUSE TO BUY A PONY.

I HAVE DATED AT LEAST ONCE.

YOU WILL NOT DRESS HER

OUR ENTIRE LIVES ARE PERFECT.

UH-HUH. IS THAT "UH-HUH, YES, I'M COMING"

[ CLEARS THROAT ] OKAY.

I'VE BEEN EATING THOSE FOR YEARS.

LOOK OUT, JASON AND FREDDY.

EAT. ISN'T THAT WEIRD?

JUST START IT UP. I WON'T TALK AGAIN.

CONSIDER IT DONE. I'LL SEE YOU FRIDAY.