Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's fine with me. - That would be great for me.

- As handsome as me. - Fuck you, I'm Kenny Powers.

...and just, like, learn from you and aid you.

...but I'll be willing to give it to you for four hundy.

Gillooly Records aren't made to be broken

- Kenny... - Okay.

One thing I hate, it's losing. If there's two things...

- Do you need anything? - No, thanks, sweetie.

I would love to talk to you one-on-one about said proposal.

The big leagues never would take you back.

I'm not paying y'all 2 bucks an hour for nothing, all right?

KILL PHIL! KILL PHIL!

Okay. Well, that's good. You sold your bat.

Like a good friend that will be there for you always.

- Kenny, what.? - What's up, Dustin?

Oh, it's good, Kenny. I found the boy pitcher.

I'd probably have done the same thing.

I always thought it was a shame how things turned out for you.

- See, you're being rough with the hat. - I'm just trying to put it on.

Hell, it might even be enough to get you into the majors.

I'm gonna sell this memorabilia. We can make millions.

I'll see what I can do.

Behold, gentleman.

Word is Kenny Powers is coming back.

You don't know what the market's gonna be...

- Why? - Because you hate me.

...until you actually do post your things online.

Oh, I love that.

You say, "You fucking mess with me, I throw a brick in your face!"

How's that? Am I out of your peripheral?

It's a goddamn steal.

Oh, Kenny, I'm a college scout. I can't...

You butt-fucked me, Cassie. Out of $4993.

Okay, you know what?

Cassie, I know how the fuck eBay works. What I wanna know is how much.

Come on, man. You know people.

...because I am awfully intrigued.

- So, what is this stuff anyway? - Oh, change the subject.