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...don't ever fucking second-guess me, all right? Rule number one.
Cassie, get up.
You wanna know what's going on?
The Internet.
...and we bestow our feelings of love towards you...
...to move these treasures for me. I mean, think about it.
I offer you a once in a lifetime investment opportunity.
That's not true. I love women.
Rob covering for Bob
Fuck yeah, it would be nice. I will be generous with my wealth.
Kenny Powers says good luck with your fucking career.
- Yes, sir! Yes, sir! - Yes, sir!
I'd get maybe one of them Kenny Powers condoms...
- You bet your ass you are. - You know it.
...in our secret meeting of learning?
...but I need you to do something else.
Pliny Caldwell?
...but time changes people's memory sometimes...
With your connects, motherfucker, come on.
- Good luck, yeah. - Help me out.
It's just part of my... I have to observe my teachers.
Well, you're almost messing it up. Look at that, huh?
On school grounds, I'm sure there's a rule against that.
Dude’s got dick for style
This is just to kick-start the training, dude.
If we were on an island with no weights and no running drills...
Come on. I don't have that kind of money. Just sell me one ball. That's all I need.
You can smoke a pipe till your dick falls off...
Kill kill kill
I'd focus on the "something" aspect of that. Yeah, I'm teaching.