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word on the street is they will be back
- Okay? I'm not gonna charge you. - Then why are you doing it?
...do you know what else Abraham Lincoln did?
I know I shouldn't use that word, but that's how I feel right now, man.
Oh, and what's that? Looking at a bunch of boys throwing balls...
So let me get this straight. You want me to lower the prices...
The whole goddamn thing, a thousand bucks.
...is nothing compared to the things I've done.
Tell me why I need training when I'm strong enough...
Kind of makes you see what's really important, don't it?
Maybe God wants us to get rich as hell off of this shit.
You're cold, calculated murderers.
Yeah, I'm pretty much re-engineering man's approach to pitching...
I'll tell you, most teachers don't have a problem with me observing, but...
- You had a lot of talent back then. - Hey, he still does.
You're too old, you're too fat and you're too damn stupid.
Five thousand dollars?
...but you need to start thinking about your future.
We're square on the truck...
I'm coming back whether the big leagues want me or not.
You're so fucking badass, Kenny. Man, you're so fucking...
- ...if you wanna get down to brass tacks. - Well, that's impressive.
- We have 16. - Sixteen.
I will help out, obviously, with things around here.
Don't put yourself through something with him.
Jesus, Kenny. It's the middle of the damn night.