Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't know that many folks that...
- I'm lucky to be alive. - No, you...
It's like watching a fucking pitching machine.
Why doesn't anybody want this shit?
And then the highest bid wins.
...and then people will compete for the items, thus driving the price up.
Dustin, this "junk" is the answer to all our prayers, man.
word on the street is they will be back
Look: Opens up, you take shits through the middle.
- What all you got up there so far? - Well, just a few things.
I'm in the middle of some intense goddamn training.
Okay, well, let's... We should do the checking-account thing though.
That is a foam middle finger. How many of those do we have?
I know my past is more valuable than 7 bucks.
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Anyone who wouldn't pay that price is a fucking idiot.
...because you were drunk.
You can work on your catching, on your throwing, on your running.
- And you can't fuck this up. - Whatever you want, Kenny.
Well, technically, yes, but dude's got dick for style.
...maybe we should use the bids to, like, drive the price up.