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This mask is valued at over 600 bucks...
My business is being a goddamn powerhouse and making millions.
Do you know how many pitchers hit home runs in the majors?
- I don't have his number. Find that too. - Okay, got it.
- You mean, like, from the store? - No, motherfucker.
I don't know what that means, Cassie.
- Now, that, that's how you do? - That's how I do.
Well, that's good for you then there, Kenny.
Watching high school kids is my business, son.
Any one thing. Choose wisely.
Man, I am so excited, I can't wait to see you to...
Not that I get high, but if I did, my shit would still believe in Jesus Christ.
You still with us, buddy?
Two men enter, one man leaves
It is, isn't it?
when you drink too many Mimosas at breakfast
Hell, no!
...but how's taking steroids gonna get you back in the big leagues?
I SO DRUNK I FEEL RETARDED