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Oh, hey, guys! You remember Pastor Craig.
I get that there's value to spreading awareness
if you lost it all and it became physical?
we'll recruit employees from other stores,
- Oh, hallelujah. - Don't worry.
Of course not. Would it be our little secret?
Absolutely not.
"Jonah's a douche." Got it.
less water each week.
You can't sell your book in the store.
I will show you exactly how impotent I am.
I would like to read to you from a book
it's perfect as is.
Burst my ball sack clean open.
Oh, no.
I'm just kidding. Not totally,
For your children. For your grandchildren.
Nobody was talking about violence.
- with these paper things? - Yes.
but I can't keep doing that because it makes me look bad,
really going to ruin the planet?
New phone, jewelry, that fancy blender.
that if she bought a signed copy of his book,
Race may have had a little to do with it.
Heard that Amy came down pretty hard on you.
- Okay, I'll do it. - Huh?
a live reading of his book too?
Yeah, but you're the manager. You can't let Glenn
to recycled toilet paper and selling
O... okay, gr... great. There you go.
Look, it's fine. It's just this one time.
- Yes... - What?
so I said sure, but I'm tired of being
Just... it's not too late. Please?
You're just the Bono of the store?
I'm not kidding. You need to stop this
Would you care to join us?
but that can't just be all you do.
What? Oh, come on. Give me some credit.
Ha-ha, well, can't we all?
is that we are not in control."
I don't know. Can we?