Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whew, that was close. Hand me the syringe of lard.
Hayley, are you wearing makeup? You look like a whore.
Excellent.
Oh, thank God. I thought you were gonna tell me she isn't, a cheerleader.
It's good to have you back, Stan.
You brought fat into our house!
You know what? Why don, I put on some Debbie Gibson...
but our drama teacher finally got sober, thank God.
You apologize to your son.
Of course I'll like her. After all, she's your girlfriend.
So she's an actress. Attaboy!
That's one impressive man.
DIE CANCER DIE!
Oh, Zack really kicked my ass at the gym today.
Oop! Time for my workout.