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- Very thoughtful. - Yeah, and I checked.
It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.
I told you before, bears are terrifying.
Smooth.
- Since when? - Since always
Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.
Boy, she'll do, huh?
When your cat cuddles you
Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way...
Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.
Hannibal has crossed the Alps.
You know, I love science.
ALL I NEED IS A HEALTHY OVUM AND I CAN GROW MY OWN IRIS
...with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe.
- Oh, my God. - No, that's good. That's funny.
And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous?
- No problem. - I had no idea it was so heavy.