Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Ooh, "Dave." Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF.
When your cat cuddles you
ALL I NEED IS A HEALTHY OVUM AND I CAN GROW MY OWN IRIS
Boy, she'll do, huh?
And you. If you are so okay with the way things are between us, why are you jealous?
It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.
- Oh, my God. - No, that's good. That's funny.
Hannibal has crossed the Alps.
- No problem. - I had no idea it was so heavy.
...with the right paradigm-shifting reinterpretation of the universe.
I told you before, bears are terrifying.
- Since when? - Since always
- Very thoughtful. - Yeah, and I checked.
Yeah, I know. I've been offering to show you around for a year and a half.
You know, I love science.
Doesn't do anything for me. If I was gonna go that way...
Smooth.