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Right, but why a narc?
You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it.
What you do is, you aim like that.
My nigga
It's the nature of the business.
LETTY: Hello. - Hey, Letty.
I supervise five officers. Five personalities.
You're making this so much harder! Just calm down!
You said, fuck you , isn't that right
- Why? You a Mormon? - I'm not losing my job.
You Motherfuckers
Lionel Messi ain’t got shit on me
When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on
Im going to get to the bottom your bullshit. He's my brother homes
STAY OFF OF THE ROVER
My nigga
Put your hands on the windshield!
Digging a ditch?
Engine 1 Stay off of the rover
All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money.
- Me. Gray Mercedes. - Okay.
My reaction when getting the coronavirus
AI AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
But it's gotta be from the inside.
Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
My rigga
...was survived by his wife and four sons.
You won't see shit coming!
Angels a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that Holmes.
What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white?
GET THAT BRAKE DUST IN YOU DAWG, GIVES YOU CANCER
JAKE: But I found this. ALONZO: No, you don't.
Try to help out their families. Put this on.
Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
Ghandi Ain't got shit on me
Give me The bitch
[ALONZO LAUGHS]
I want to see that goddamn warrant!
How I be on call off duty when I see nigga's camping
My nigga
Unlearn that ikea shit.
You passed the test. You're a narc.
JAKE: What's here?
What a mother ****** day!
- Twenty. A name! - Fuck!
Stoners.
Okay.
What About You check? - Oh, I'm Comfortable.
Machine Learning Ain't Got Shit on me
Mavis Beacon Ain't Got $h*+ ON ME!
My niggas
It's not what you know, it's what you prove.
Didn't know you liked it wet
Oh o’rite Alex.
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
- Just get out of here! - Stay in the car!
All Right..... I got 10174's for all y'all!!
These niggas are too strong.
My nigga
Fuck.
But nothing happened, okay?
SPECIES' BASEMNENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
Tg
They're not like you.
Julian da don Tax service After customer mad about their tax return
- Got your gang book? - Why?
The sooner you match what's in your head...
- Ready? - Kiss me.
Fuck your appointment with the Russians.
Feinberg, holmes, I think is low-down dirty ruthless vato. But I like that
Joe & Hunter Biden More relatable to democrats
I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
I know I'm lucky. I ace this job, the department's wide open.
When your Boss tells you to calm down
Go ahead. Get it.
- Where your cousins from? - Hillside Trece!
Blast his ass ese
When you’re friends never seen golf sober
All right, let me see your hands! Where is he?
Shit, he worked the system. He deserves his freedom.
so michael what have you been doing in self isolation? planning future get yarn memes.
- Fuck that, man. - My nigga.
My man
King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on May
What?
Last week at a night club he started talk shit about a coach he got suspended
No matter what I say, you did the right thing.
CHCM get a warrant
Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talking shit.
- Look at my nose! - I see it.
King Kong Ain't Got Shit on Me
My friend? Tell me why?
Grab your bag and go home now.
Ain't got nothing, huh?
dn'i i'd love the drapes as a dress a fatality head on apply directly to the forehead those stories tonight on 60 minutes i am OZ the great and powerful antflak it's me mario and the original luigi you shall not pass just a flesh wound
It's 90 percent bullshit... But it's entertaining.
Spencer Pratt's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
There you go.
come
Lucky I don't make you eat that.
Well, lay off the device.
Stay the fuck out of my way.
My Nigga
Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger.
Disloyal Fool Ass Bitch Made Punk
Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me
you ever had your corn shucked?
boom!
- Thanks a lot. - No problem.
Blast his ass homes
I’m the Zig Zag man. Who the fuck are you?
- You shot him! - You fucking shot me, man!
Hit me.
If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight...
Breath
[PHONE BEEPS]
I SAID PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
My lord
She was white.
I RUN SHIT HERE!!!
You can't do it. Somebody drop this fool for me.
Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better.
Fuck! Gun!
My nigga
A good narcotics agent should have Narcotics in his blood
We make the big seizures, Jake.
No, we ain't killing nobody.
- You're lying to me! - I am not lying!
My Man
Hell no I won’t, you fucked that up.
May I read?
Big transactions.
YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE, CAT?
Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake.
Do you ever lock anybody up? You seem busy keeping people out.
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KIKE GONE
its 90 percent bullshit.. but it’s entertaining
- I never done it. - I haven't, but you have now.
“I got a wife.”
Spice level 5, all around... BTch
You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division.
My Nigga Ben
Thank you
Ahhh, you lied to me. You lied to me
SHU Program, NIGGA!
Julius Caesar Ain't Got shit on me!
- Who the fuck is this? - Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
I'm Putting cases on all yall Engineers
I have a little girl!
I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
hgjgh gig
I’m with snap, can I look at your roof
Let's do this right so we can all go home.
And next time.... Stay Off the Rover!!!!
My Ninja
Shitty Hungry
That’s how it stahts.
Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
You wanna scratch my truck and roll?!?!! I'm putting cases on all you bitches!
Had lunch with the wise men.
- What if he complains? - To who?
My Knigga
You gotta get drunk to come up here!
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
In the back, bam! Code X.
Yeah, motherfuckers!
Hello
You know I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability!
But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way.
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
Holy shit.
Give me the bitch.
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