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All right, let me see your hands! Where is he?
Try to help out their families. Put this on.
Ahhh, you lied to me. You lied to me
You're making this so much harder! Just calm down!
You passed the test. You're a narc.
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I ain't work for nobody! I'm on disability!
Five decorated officers say that you shot Roger.
LETTY: Hello. - Hey, Letty.
Gordon Ramsay ain't got shit on me
My nigga
I see you again, I'll fuck you up!
All Right..... I got 10174's for all y'all!!
Hit me.
- Where your cousins from? - Hillside Trece!
Hell no I won’t, you fucked that up.
Didn't know you liked it wet
We make the big seizures, Jake.
- Ready? - Kiss me.
Let's do this right so we can all go home.
Joe & Hunter Biden More relatable to democrats
JAKE: But I found this. ALONZO: No, you don't.
My Nigga
GET THAT BRAKE DUST IN YOU DAWG, GIVES YOU CANCER
My rigga
CHCM get a warrant
Big transactions.
When you’re friends never seen golf sober
[WOMAN SPEAKS IN SPANISH]
...was survived by his wife and four sons.
you ever had your corn shucked?
Angels a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that Holmes.
its 90 percent bullshit.. but it’s entertaining
My Nigga Ben
King Kong ain’t got nothin’ on May
Had lunch with the wise men.
Fuck your appointment with the Russians.
May I read?
When your Boss tells you to calm down
Blast his ass homes
Give me the bitch.
Breath
- Me. Gray Mercedes. - Okay.
I supervise five officers. Five personalities.
King Kong Ain't Got Shit on Me
Last week in Vegas, some Russian starts talking shit.
Fuck.
It's the nature of the business.
- Just get out of here! - Stay in the car!
[PHONE BEEPS]
My nigga
come
Give me The bitch
What'd you think? We'd roll up in a black and white?
It's not what you know, it's what you prove.
so michael what have you been doing in self isolation? planning future get yarn memes.
Digging a ditch?
My Knigga
Grab your bag and go home now.
Shit, he worked the system. He deserves his freedom.
Ghandi Ain't got shit on me
My Man
Holy shit.
- Got your gang book? - Why?
Julian da don Tax service After customer mad about their tax return
Roll over, man. Roll the fuck over!
- Look at my nose! - I see it.
If I was a dealer, you'd be dead!
What you do is, you aim like that.
Julius Caesar Ain't Got shit on me!
OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS KIKE GONE
And next time.... Stay Off the Rover!!!!
YOU GOT BUSINESS HERE, CAT?
You know I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
Hey! Here's a joke, boy.
What About You check? - Oh, I'm Comfortable.
Unlearn that ikea shit.
- You shot him! - You fucking shot me, man!
My man
Spice level 5, all around... BTch
You said, fuck you , isn't that right
Disloyal Fool Ass Bitch Made Punk
SPECIES' BASEMNENT AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
Go ahead. Get it.
Tg
It's 90 percent bullshit... But it's entertaining.
You want to lock up poisoners? This is the place to do it.
No, we ain't killing nobody.
Do yourself a favor. Hit him.
These niggas are too strong.
My nigga
You Motherfuckers
My friend? Tell me why?
Punk-ass, bitch-ass, crooked-ass cop!
Hey. Open your eyes, man. You'll feel a lot better.
Last week at a night club he started talk shit about a coach he got suspended
My niggas
I’m with snap, can I look at your roof
I’m surgical with this bitch. How you want it?
My reaction when getting the coronavirus
Right, but why a narc?
- Why? You a Mormon? - I'm not losing my job.
She was white.
You can't take it, maybe you should go back to your division.
Okay.
The sooner you match what's in your head...
My nigga
Stay the fuck out of my way.
Feinberg, holmes, I think is low-down dirty ruthless vato. But I like that
Lucky I don't make you eat that.
My lord
Yeah, motherfuckers!
In the back, bam! Code X.
My nigga
You can't do it. Somebody drop this fool for me.
I RUN SHIT HERE!!!
- You're lying to me! - I am not lying!
- What if he complains? - To who?
But it's gotta be from the inside.
They're not like you.
I want to see that goddamn warrant!
“I got a wife.”
A good narcotics agent should have Narcotics in his blood
You gotta get drunk to come up here!
But if you're in my unit, you gotta be in it all the way.
JAKE: What's here?
Machine Learning Ain't Got Shit on me
- Fuck that, man. - My nigga.
I'm Putting cases on all yall Engineers
You wanna scratch my truck and roll?!?!! I'm putting cases on all you bitches!
Mavis Beacon Ain't Got $h*+ ON ME!
What a mother ****** day!
AI AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
Im going to get to the bottom your bullshit. He's my brother homes
Engine 1 Stay off of the rover
Put your hands on the windshield!
howbeit, I've no proof of the thing
Lionel Messi ain’t got shit on me
Didn't know you liked it wet, though.
You won't see shit coming!
STAY OFF OF THE ROVER
- Thanks a lot. - No problem.
Do you ever lock anybody up? You seem busy keeping people out.
That’s how it stahts.
Blast his ass ese
How I be on call off duty when I see nigga's camping
Oh o’rite Alex.
King Kong ain't got shit on me!
But nothing happened, okay?
Stoners.
All right. Come on, I need the money. Give me the money.
- Who the fuck is this? - Jake Hoyt. It's my first day.
boom!
I know I'm lucky. I ace this job, the department's wide open.
If he don't turn up downtown with the cash by midnight...
I SAID PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG
My Ninja
I have a little girl!
Thank you
Well, lay off the device.
- Twenty. A name! - Fuck!
What?
SHU Program, NIGGA!
follow the bay area outlet
No matter what I say, you did the right thing.
Fuck! Gun!
I’m the Zig Zag man. Who the fuck are you?
Ain't got nothing, huh?
Spencer Pratt's a lowdown ruthless vato, but I like that
Shitty Hungry
There you go.
When you get your sparring buddy with a new combo you worked on
This shit’s chess, it ain’t checkers!
Give me the money, and let me go home, Jake.
- I never done it. - I haven't, but you have now.
Justifiable homicide in the line of duty.
hgjgh gig
[ALONZO LAUGHS]
Hello